blumpkinitis

facial rash or irritation caused by performing excessive amounts of blumpkins

It looks like Mary has another bad case of blumpkinitis.

by Bendover2x2 January 23, 2009

Blumpkinator

The action of taking a dump, while eating a Wendys* Baconator and getting your dick sucked. Enjoyed usually on sunny days, either inside a home or porta potty.

Yesterday, while receiving a blumpkin, Tom threw Fred a baconator and the blumpkinator was born.

by Dick Paul June 28, 2011

Blumpkin

When you are taking a shit while receiving a blowjob

She gave me a Blumpkin while I had diarrhea.

by EthanJettsucksdick March 7, 2016

Blumpkining

The act of doing a blumpkin (see blumpkin: “ the act of performing fellatio whilst the recipient is defecating in a toilet.” )

" I was blumpkining all night" ( which means he spent all night on the toilet whilst getting his cock sucked)

by The adventures of G-Girl August 20, 2010

a blumpkin

To recieve oral sex from male or female while taking a crap

"Last night Susie gave me a Blumpkin while I went poop"

by mbd8907 August 23, 2006

Blumpkin

The act of performing oral sex on someone who is taking a shit.

Ex: "I gave Carl a blumpkin lastnight"

by SleepyKitty2021 March 22, 2019

blumpkinator

A chic who has given a (blumpkin) more than once. A blumpkin is the art of getting a blowjob while relieving your bowels, normally in a toilet.

Yesterday morning this chic gave me another "blumpkin" so I got her a t-shirt that says "blumpkinator" she wears it proudly!

by TheCraw April 22, 2008