blocher, kakker, schnorrer

An irresponsible and garrulous busybody who constantly offers unsolicited and self-serving advice and suggestions. The blocher/kakker/schnorrer is spring-loaded to invite himself (or herself) (un-invited) into one's life, usually with overtones of boisterous dependancy, implying that his (or her) hapless host has obligations to include him (or her) in a variety of activities in which someone else will pay the bill. As an invited (even if self-invited) guest, the blocher/kakker/schorrer will behave as a flamboyant and irresponsibly generous host... until the bill is presented, at which time he (or she) will demonstrate virtuso skill at check-fumbling.

He or she is a blocher/kakker/schnorrer who, unless driven off by relentless whacks with a stick, will disembowel the vitals of another's life. See my definition of "greaseball" to flesh out the picture more fully. To get the straight scoop on just about everything, check out the glossary on my web site at www.squarf.com.

by squarf March 2, 2004

borchaby

a 3 legged monster with one eye that coofs

that borchaby just coofed itself

by daoyo November 28, 2006

BORCHING

The action of chilling on a back porch (borch) usually involves alcohol and/ or other illegal substances. Borching is usually preformed by the borch cr3w members: Sydney, AllySON, Michele, and Brittany.

THE OTHER NIGHT I WAS BORCHING IT UP UNTIL 3 AM.

by borch crew member October 2, 2008

blonch

to suddenly turn red in the face in a moment of sudden embarassement; redness

-When the girl sat on his lap, his face blonched up.
-She's got blonch on her today. (reference to what she is wearing.

by GraysonG December 16, 2005

borch

Something very sexy and attractive. Men with big penisses are referred to as borchs

the room is packed with borchs... i think im going to get some tonight.

by ulrik January 8, 2004

bloaching

"bloaching" (noun) (etymology uncertain) is the act of having a friend insert a balloon into one's anus and then blow up said balloon until it is firm at which point it is either exploded or removed.

The word can be back formed to "bloach" (verb).

"I hear that Tom Cruise is into bloaching in a big way."

"Why is he looking so glum?"
"He tried autobloaching and one got stuck up there."

by boldautomatic September 17, 2012

Borchaloui

An awesome conqueror of the entire races of the world. Persian Royalty.

"Borchalouis are the rulers of the world."

by Volkswagenvananana January 1, 2013