Someone with a blog who managed to get their blog posts published into a book. The rock bottom of the author totem pole.
by Humungous Chungus June 18, 2020
Get the Blooker mug.On St. Patrick's Day four guys cover their erections in green frosting and place them on a fifth party's face, the "Four Leaf Blowver" is the process in which the fifth party member sucks the frosting off each erection. When all the frosting is sucked off of the erections the "Four Leaf Blowver" is complete.
Person A: Who do you think performed a better Four Leaf Blowver last St. Patrick's Day, Dave or Stephanie?
Person B: I hate to say it but I think it was Dave who performed the better Four Leaf Blowver!
This year's Four Leaf Blowver was amazing! Our cocks were green, our semen was white, and Carrie's hair was orange; her head looked like the Irish Flag.
Person B: I hate to say it but I think it was Dave who performed the better Four Leaf Blowver!
This year's Four Leaf Blowver was amazing! Our cocks were green, our semen was white, and Carrie's hair was orange; her head looked like the Irish Flag.
by Dan Podgorni September 2, 2013
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A chemical combination consisting of a woman's uteral lining and blood as a result of her period accompanied by intercourse. Often described as black gummy bears in folklore.
Dude 1- Yooo dude what's that black shit all over your balls?
Dude 2- Oh yeah, that's just some left over blooterus that splattered on me after having sex with mah girl.
Dude 1- Oh word? I feel you.
Dude 2- Oh yeah, that's just some left over blooterus that splattered on me after having sex with mah girl.
Dude 1- Oh word? I feel you.
by Yoey14 January 7, 2012
Get the Blooterus mug.Someone who blooms like a flower.
Usually someone who spreads positive energy and good vibes.
Sometimes used instead of Boomer, with the same meaning, but with a positive connotation.
Is usually NOT an offensive term.
Usually someone who spreads positive energy and good vibes.
Sometimes used instead of Boomer, with the same meaning, but with a positive connotation.
Is usually NOT an offensive term.
by Rubya_òzvj April 14, 2022
Get the Bloomer mug.Truffle Blooder is when you have sexual intercourse with your
lady towards the end of her menstrual cycle. The reddish/tan buttery substance
around her pussy is truffle blooder.
lady towards the end of her menstrual cycle. The reddish/tan buttery substance
around her pussy is truffle blooder.
Homie 1: Hey man, my girl been on her rag fo 5 days now and I
was tryna beat
Homie 2: So did you?
Homie 1: Yeah, Got some truffle blooder tho cause she waddnt
finished with that crimson wave
was tryna beat
Homie 2: So did you?
Homie 1: Yeah, Got some truffle blooder tho cause she waddnt
finished with that crimson wave
by Pansithero April 14, 2015
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