blooming asshole

When the inner lining of the rectum protrudes from the anus in a flower-like formation. i.e. a bloom.

Me and my homey dumped it in her pail and she grew a blooming asshole

by scratchy2868 May 10, 2015

cock blocking chakra

A song performed by the band Classy Smut about a tube sock wearing lesbian who is still in the closet.

That veterinarian has a cock blocking chakra.

by jakethesnake63 November 24, 2011

Karma Blocking

The act of not upvoting for an arbitrary reason and declaring it to the world. Typically results in no praise and the karma blocker looking like an asshole.

Jack: "I would upvote, but the counter is already at 69, hahaha"
Bob: "Hey man, stop Karma Blocking and just give them their upvote"

by natelikesfun January 29, 2020

Twat-blocking

It is pretty much the same thing as cock-blocking, just on the opposite side of the spectrum. It's for the ladies!

I'm getting some sexually tonight. Last night Jamie was twat-blocking all night!

by Steven Capone January 17, 2008

brooking

A form of entertainment similar to cow tipping. It involves walking along a small creek with an unwitting companion, who is then shoved headlong into the drink. There seems to be an entire think tank devoted to the subtle art named The Brookings Institution. Visitors from Urban neighborhoods are often subjected to this chilling dip.

Janice could not wait to make out with James, but before they could get to the boathouse, he had brooked her. It was her first brooking. They say you never forget your first one.

by Pantaloon January 14, 2008

blooming

A colloquial term used for emphasis to add frustration and dislike. Commonly used in the UK. Also: blimming.

Guy: "London is blooming expensive!"
Girl: "I know, it sucks, doesn't it?"

by careyy March 7, 2009

Blooming

A Filipino expression used when you want to say someone's beautiful.

Person: "Wow, blooming ka ngayon. May nangyari ba?" (Wow, you're blooming today! Did something good happened?)

by winkdeep July 30, 2017