Blompy

Defecating on your sexual partner just after climax.

Jose gave a mean blompy to Tineesha last night at the Motel 6.

by JackedNick April 30, 2006

Blomp

A misspelling of the term "Glomp"... Now known as a boob glomp

"She keeps blomping me! D:"

by Ashara Lyina February 20, 2010

Blumphing

Blumphing (to blumph)

To recive oral sex while dropping the evil brown.

(getting head while shitting)

"hey dude, do you know what Blumphing is?"

"yeah, getting a blowjob while taking a shit!"

by Makeshiftfill June 27, 2006

Blomple

A slender, attractive, sweetheart of a red-headed knockout.

My baby is a big 'ol blomple!!

by grrranimalz April 15, 2010

Blomp

Blomp is that annoying substance you get after a hard day at either work/college/school etc...

It sits inside your ass crack, and smells soo bad it makes a nun cry.

Basically if you havent wiped properly, or just couldnt be arsed, you get BLOMP at the end of the day, when the remainder of the shit mixes with the natural sweat and begins BLOMP!

'Jesus christ, that was a hard day at work'
'Yea man, boss made us do a shit load of papers!'
'One sec, need the toilet'

*In Toilet*

'ARRR SHIT!!'
'What ISIT?!?!?'
'I GOT BLOMP MAN!!'

by James Bent January 16, 2008

Blomp

A blomp occurs when a woman's breasts (normally large) bounce against her body whilst walking/jumping.

"Her tits are massive! Everytime she gets up and walks it's just like blomp, blomp, blomp!"

by BJC96 March 4, 2014

Blemphis

a blunt smoked in Memphis

Damn Lola, this blunt is Blemphis-style dank!

by Jason, Kelly, and Sara February 3, 2008