bitch blockade

Similar to a cockblock, but involving females.
A girl can instigate a bitch blockade by ensuring that other girls don't go for the guy she's wheeling.

Girl 1-How dare you sit next to Esteban?
Girl 2 - Don't worry about it girl, I know you want it. I was just busting out the bitch blockade because that blonde across the table was eyeing him.
Girl 1 - Oh thanks sista.

by Edgar's #1 July 19, 2011

de blocc

He is the man who does Mod Abuse where the abuse is not abusive where people much more like it

De Blocc: -mute @danklovic lol
Everyone: bruh

by danklovic November 7, 2020

sub-saharan blockade

When a group of Sub-Saharan, black, kids walk hella show in the hallway with all their niggas, and decide to take up the whole hallway. They may or may not do this unintentionally, but make the hallway impassable.

Teacher "Why are you late to class?"
Student "I got caught behind a Sub-Saharan Blockade"

by Ohabthearab June 24, 2016

Blowcaine

Slang term for cocaine. Also the name of the Jake&Jackie Show fan forum.

Dope Fiend #1:"Dude I got some poppers and amyl nitrate and some nose candy. Wanna get fucked up?"
Dope Fiend #2:"What the fuck is 'nose candy'? If you mean blowcaine then lets go just leave those poppers and amyl nitrate outta the mix."

by Chairman Of The Bored July 29, 2008

Cock blockade

A wall of males, similar to a small row of Roman legions, who take it within themselves to cock block all and every attempt of approaching males to contact a girl in their 20 foot radius. Usually seen in a nightclub setting, this phenomena is practiced mostly by men sporting sunglasses regardless of a lack of lighting.

Connected to the set of rules and guidelines known as "chivalry a-la-Jersey Shore", this act is accepted by guidos and guido aficionados in Jersey and Dearborn, Michigan.

Bro-cuz, this cat obviously can't tell by the amount of gel in our hair that the five girls standing eight feet away from us are our jurisdiction. Lets rally our 3 wallah bro-troops, put on our sunglasses, and enforce this cock blockade.

by MuckFichigan? January 7, 2011

guacage blockage

A sudden heart attack caused by eating too much guacamole.

Ben died of guacage blockage last night, becuase when Corey called 911 to report the incident, they thought it was a prank call when he said, "my friend ate too much burrito, and now has guacage blockage!"

by TZR September 27, 2005

Blowcation

A blow job that you WANT to give, thus rendering it not a job, but a kind of vacation.

We finally hooked up--and let me tell you, that was no blow job, that was a blowcation!

by KnotGirl August 20, 2009