Blinded Unicorn

Sitting on top of a lucky person's head where the balls obstruct their vision and the erect cock has the appearance of a unicorn.

I thought of tea bagging her, but her mouth was closed. Instead, I gave her a Blinded Unicorn.

by JayFlyer May 6, 2015

blindigenous

The offspring of an African American and Aboriginal American.

Blindigenous people are not blindian.

by Redneck Randle September 28, 2021

color blindie

A derogatory term for a color-blind person, depending on which colors they are unable to see. Some variations of this term include:

protan blindie - Unable to see red, green, or purple
deuter blindie - Unable to see red, green, yellow, or purple
tritan blindie - Unable to see green or yellow
achro blindie - Unable to see color

Kyle: Why is Facebook blue?
Chris: That's because Mark F-erberg is a color blindie. A protan blindie to be exact.
Random Guy: I'm unable to see color at all.
Kyle: Oho! Look what we have, an achro blindie!

by The Real Driller June 3, 2021

blindsiding the marlin

well a marlin is a swordfish, so the closest thing a man has to a sword is his penis.
To blindside the marlin (where it cannot see) would be to headbutt the tip of the cock during fellatio.

"dude after she blew me, she totally caught me off guard, blindsiding the marlin."

by susanismyalias January 5, 2010

Blinded by the BJ

When a friend of yours eagerly brags about how some girl he's talking to agrees to blow him. Curious you ask to see what she looks like, and to your horror she's the most ugliest bitch you've ever seen. Despite your attempts to convince him she's ugly, he insists shes pretty hot. Later when he meets up to get blowed, he soon finds out you were right all along, and she is an ugly piece of shit. He was blinded by the BJ.

Your friend: Yo dude this chick I'm talking to said shed blow me man!

You: Oh nice man lemme she what she looks like!

You: ....ah what the fuck dude she's straight up ugly!

Your friend: Nah man Shes hot...you trippin!

You: alright.. Whatever you say...

Later

Your friend: dude! Why didn't you tell me that chick was

fucking disgusting!?

You: I tried to, but you were blinded by the BJ!

by RyGuyW September 23, 2011

Blindsided

A scenario where Everything breaks, normally happening out of nowhere.

Did you hear John's computer Blindsided? he says it just broke.

by Blindside413 March 2, 2020

Blindsided

When you’re texting or talking on the phone to a date and you think it’s going great, but suddenly and without warning he/she just hangs up on you or blocks you.

So I was talking on the phone to Greg and I thought it was going great, but then he blindsided me and I haven’t heard from him since.

by builtforspeed October 14, 2020