Gender Blender

(n) A social gathering of hermaphrodites.

James was dumbfounded and more than a little bit confused when he discovered that the party he was attending was a gender blender; every dude and every chick in the place looked like Rosie O'donnell.

by URallabunchofidiots July 6, 2018

Blender Whore

A blender that has been cut up and beaten severely after many years of blender sex.

"I don't have a Blender Whore."

by roflkangaroo July 5, 2009

blender droppings

the remnants of a frozen daiquiri left in the blender after pouring a glass

Jennifer, the bartender got hammered by drinking all the blender droppings

by rawderick January 22, 2009

blender jizz

When the spoon used to push the ingredients down to the blade hits said blade a full speed, the resulting spray of blended material is similar to ejaculation, hitting everything from eyelids to counter top, even reaching the ceiling like the most potent cumming of a porn star (or a a should-be porn star)

God dammit, Bobbie, you Blender Jizzed all over grandma's denture again

by the world famous L November 20, 2010

get blended

similar to get scraped, like get owned, only more original and implies more violence then just a scrape.

X: im going to win

Y: yeah right.!

**X wins**

X: get blended!

by mwahahahaha (; September 3, 2010

Sex Blender

A massive attack of sex appeal, sexual nature, and straight sex all blended and melted into one sexy person.

Diana Tsuji is a sex blender.

by th3gam3 November 27, 2010

stick that shit in a blender

A phrase used to express the simplification of complex problem into something more manageable.

-"AHH!! I have a 30 page paper due tomorrow AND it's my mom's birthday!"

-"Dude... stick that shit in a blender - just write the paper about your mom and send her a copy."

by P-stain! September 10, 2006