Bitchitis

An illness originating from weakness, some symptoms include wanting to go home early, complaining A LOT, freaking out for no reason, over exaggerating, and loss of humor. Although some say it is not contagious, spending time with an "infectee" you will begin to experience symptoms and the more time spent the symptoms will elevate.

Man he sure does have bitchitis today, he must have caught it from mike when they were wrestling.

by DERRICKOULETTER May 6, 2009

bitchicity

A Lethal combination of Bitchiness and Toxicity

When a group of women in the room reaches a certain level of bitchicity as to warrant a male to throw a box of tampons in the middle of them yelling" Fire in the hole”

bitchicityBitchiness Toxicity

by Sil Atda BadaBing November 17, 2013

bitchsmite

When you piss God off and he assaults you. This action is not intended to hurt as much as to humiliate.

Do not incur the Lord's wrath, for he will bitchsmite you.

by HAASespecial July 3, 2007

bitchitized

Adjective. To become made a bitch. To have a situation play out with extreme one sided results. The loser is bitchitized by the winner

Oh dude you totally got bitchitized out there by the goalie.

by Zell January 11, 2009

Bitchhiker

A female hitchhiker.

:Why didn't you pick up that female hitchhiker?

:Oh, you mean that Bitchhiker? I dont know.

by mnajc June 12, 2011

Bitchitaaa

Your bitch your hoe your main your bestie

Omg Ashely you're my Bitchitaaa

by UrBabyDaddyyy November 26, 2019

Bitchalitus

Someone who has been diagnosed with bitchness, and is a giant pussy.

Pete Vallejo Jr had been diagnosed with type 4 bitchalitus.

by Big E Daddy October 2, 2023