The disease women often get, especially after marriage and/or having your children, that causes their sex drive to drop to just about zero, constantly nag about every little thing, bring up stuff from when you were dating her for the purpose of making you feel guilty, and keep you from seeing your male friends while she sees her female friends. In the terminal stage, the afflicted woman will threaten to take you for everything you have in divorce.
Bill's wife has a terminal case of Bitchitis. She is filing for divorce and going to put him out on the streets.
by Maverick69420 March 13, 2015
Get the Bitchitis mug.while not as often talked about, it is actually the most common virus known to exist. the vast majority of women contract the virus at least a dozen times in a single year. a common misconception is that only women can be infected.
woman: (nah, nah, blah, blah, blah, nag, nag, bitch, complain, etc.)
man: ah shit she's got bitchitus again i better go quarantine myself in my shop with a fat joint and a six pack.
man: ah shit she's got bitchitus again i better go quarantine myself in my shop with a fat joint and a six pack.
by Raoulduke69 November 16, 2023
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