My virginity

My virginity is a joke created by God to mock me.

Me: Hey can you help me lose my virginity?
Jack: No! Who would want to fuck you?

by anonymous September 18, 2020

How The Grinch Stole My Virginity

How The Grinch Stole My (Virginity), The top secret Dr. Seuss book that he could never show to anyone.

I was woken in the night to a bumping, I lifted up my to head to see the Grinch a humping, I screamed but the Grinch gleamed with evil in his eyes... that was How The Grinch Stole My Virginity

by LordShrakman December 16, 2018

Virginity Kisses

popping a girls cherry with your tounge while eating her out

Gene Simmons has probably given plenty of virginity kisses

by jordiggernigger September 25, 2011

Facetime Virginity

The period of time before using the new iPhone's Facetime feature. This is broken after your first Facetime.

Dude, I just got my Facetime Virginity broken on Jim's new iPhone, it was awesome.

by admiralawesome12 July 8, 2010

Virginity Rocks

A motto used by Danny Duncan to encouraged his audience virgins. The only exception is to take another persons virginty.

Danny Duncan told me that virginity rocks 🤟

by Kevinlovesdanny August 1, 2018

Virginity

Something you're lucky to have if you're 13 in the modern generation. (Not having sex)

13 year old girl: I lost my virginity two years ago.
16 year old boy: Dayum' girl, wanna fuck?

by SuperPrettyGirlyGirl September 14, 2012

Broginity

bro gin ity
1)A man losing his backdoor v-card to a friend (bro) in order to assert dominance. Not necessarily a homoerotic display, but an establishment of roles in the relationship.

speaker 1: I heard Evan lost his broginity to John.
speaker 2: I think we're next, John's way to manly for us.
speaker 1: We don't have to like it though right?
speaker 2: No, but still it's unavoidable.

by jten June 30, 2009