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booty blinded

when a guy becomes mesmorized by a girls rather large donk
guy: bro, when i first meant her and she turned around i was in shock her booty was that great
guy2: man you were BOOTY BLINDED!
by clarkbenson June 9, 2011
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Birded

1: To catch a case or to be convicted of a crime.

2: To murder, shank, or jump
1: You heard? Terry got birded by the feds.

2: Fam, you got birded? By who? You good??
by Mandem609 April 11, 2021
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blinded by love

I asked the pastor about love and he told me to leave it to God. To not feel alone, that being alone was better than living in a fantasy.

I asked an artist about love at first sight, he said it was a mistake. That it's the stuff of novels. Without love in life, one must be more realistic.

I asked a gentleman about love and he told me that to ignore it would be best. That I was young and that money should be most important than a thousand loves.

I asked an elderly in a very remote place about love and passion. He told me that life was like a double edged glass, it cuts and hangs by a string.

I asked my father about love and innocence, about faith and patience and you know what he said, "Son it's always better to ignore the heart and listen to your conscience."

I asked my mother about the love that I had; she said it was my imagination. That if I did not believe her, in time I would see that she is right.

And now that I don't have you, I think of all the time lost that I spent on you, because by loving you blindly I didn't listen and I threw myself into a void of love. Everyone warned me that some flowers out there have thorns.
by Mr Chicago September 14, 2009
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Blinded by the puss

This is when a man is so consumed with getting ass from his girlfriend, it's all he can think about. He's "blind" to everything else around him, because in his mind, he just wants that pussy or "puss." Symptoms of "blinded by the puss" include not picking up the phone when your boy's call (because you are with your girl), not wanting to do anything but nest in the house with your girl, buying your girl anything and everything she wants, catering to your girl's schedule at ALL times, and always being on call for anything your girl wants to do. You basically become a variation of a zombie (only doing what your girl wants you to do). This is a variation of "pussy whipped."
Dude # 1 : What's the deal with your boy not wanting to hang out anymore?...That guy used to be awesome to hang around...what gives?

Dude # 2 : Dude, he's so "blinded by the puss" that he can't think straight anymore.
by Kam842 October 26, 2007
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Miku binder

A male person/character that isn't trans that somebody made into their own oc, who is trans and wears a binder with a Hatsune Miku face pattern.
person 1: Lmao have you seen Miku binder Thomas Jefferson
person two: lmao ya have you seen the Trump one
by ImTobyDogLol October 29, 2020
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binder candy

Used to describe anything both collectible and desirable. Originated from Pokemon card booster packs; The cards went into a binder, hence rare cards= binder candy.
Pokemon players have nothing better to do than collect binder candy.
by Jesus Loverz March 16, 2009
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Binted

p1: guys look i made an impostor pancake!!!
p2:bro.. kinda binted.
p3:i have your ip address
by FloofyYT June 21, 2021
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