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bertstrips

It's when a guy photoshops a sesame street picture with a white box underneath with black text and adds a different plot to it.
r/bertstrips is funny here, read this one,"Ernie catches Bert reading 50 shades of Grey.
by Limess September 24, 2018
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Betsch

A corrupt short-legged bald headed power abusing angry cop who drinks 7-11 coffee and works the midnight shift.
Officer John why do you have to be such a Betsch?!
by Just another betsch from 302 February 27, 2019
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man want beats

What you say when a male person is being a prick and starting on someone everyone likes so people just want to hit him.
Man:Oi Gavin u twat u think you're well bad

Gavin:Say what?

Gavin's mate:man want beats
by captainoflust January 2, 2009
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Betsy DeVos

The opposite of everything good about this world. An illiterate, homophobic, dried-up excuse for life with enough of daddy's money to hold the highest possible position of power in Trump's world of education.
People of Alaska: Thank god! The grizzly bear problem is finally solved. Trump must be genius for picking Betsy Devos.

Trump supporters: Let's take the power out of the few in Washington. Let's elect Betsy Devos, a dried up 1% billionaire who doesn't know the difference between proficiency vs. growth and yes vs. no.
by AggressiveExile February 7, 2017
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Bertstare

An implied facepalm, usually used in the form of "bertstare.jpg"; used when someone says or does something so stupid that words cannot describe how one feels, and a conventional facepalm is not worth the effort.
You: I don't take protein because I want to be all natural
Me: bertstare.jpg
by Aryu Awayer June 1, 2010
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just shapes and beats

A games about shapes and beats that somehow got humanized and sexualized.
Friend: Look up Just shapes and beats rule 34
Person: Who the hell makes porn of fucking shapes?
*googles*
Person: ok what the f u c k is this
by RainbowThePerson May 11, 2019
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Beats the shit outta me

Question: Who would draw this kind of map? Answer: Beats the shit outta me.
by sitjpk November 5, 2012
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