D Batteries

The most difficult batteries for foreigners to ask for.

Foreign man: Yes, I would like D batteries.
Clerk: What kind?
Foreign man: D batteries.
Clerk: Yes, but what kind?

by demetrimartin March 16, 2008

BetterUser

Some dude who makes roblox videos and likes gta

"Hey look it's BetterUser"
"Yass"

by GibbyIcarlyy April 1, 2022

b batteries

AA, AAA, C, D, 9v are some common battery types, but there are no B type batteries. Maybe to avoid confusion with a stutter. pronounced BEBATTERIES (one word).

Made popular by comedian Demitri Martin

Do you have any B Batteries?

What kind?

B Batteries!

by Dmarzi.Strike December 24, 2008

bluterize

To excite a woman sexually but end the stimulation before she reaches orgasm. Thus, leaving her with a bad case of bluterus. (Blue uterus - like blue balls for males)

She was getting so excited, but then my phone rang so I left her bluterized.

I totally bluterized my girlfriend last night to get back at her for last week's bad case of blue balls.

by shuzndryr May 20, 2015

Putting on batteries

Getting ones things together in order to acomplish a daunting task or demand.

Harry needs to be putting on batteries if he plans on having that report done by the deadline.

by Sergio G. January 2, 2008

betterness

slightly better than better.....

"ive seen much more betterness than your dead baby collection"

by Fagdonna May 22, 2004

Duck Butteries

A wet, frantic sounding fart that when done correctly sounds not unlike a duck being run over by a steamroller (this particular type of fart usually portends the coming of poo)

Who just cut a sick duck butteries? Better check for poo on that one!

by Julz Humpty-Hump August 26, 2010