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to bennet

To make an argument and realize in the middle of the argument that you're wrong, then start looping the argument so you can try to confuse the opponent(s) and get away with losing.

-The person benneting tends to use phrases such as "that's not what I said", when that is exactly what he/she said, and "that's what I'm trying to say!", when he/she says something you said or when that is not at all what he/she said.
It is impossible to have a valid argument or debate when someone begins to bennet, it does not end until the person not bennetting decides that the argument or debate is going nowhere and leaves.
by Jackie Chan Jr. December 30, 2011
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Benny Hinn

Either extremely delusional or a very successful stage-performer who preys on people's ignorance.

Often proclaimed as a miracle healer, he travels around the globe hosting "crusades" held in stadiums and other large venues. People are "healed" on stage as Mr. Hinn speaks, sings, yells, physically pushes, and spiritually tranfers a holy energy to his believers. Many fall to the ground as BennyBoy supposedly cleanses them of their diseases.

Followers see him as a vessel through which God's power flows. Skeptics point out the lack of substantial evidence for his healings and the fact that anyone who wishes to get on stage is carefully screened by Hinn's cronies. Having a visibly obvious medical issue won't get you anywhere near Hinn. Is that a broken leg? Some gangrene? Get the fuck back to your seat.

Mr. Hinn is never shy about asking for donations. Telling followers to get their credit cards out or sending collection baskets around a second time are not uncommon events.

Many level-headed people consider him a fraud. The use of specially-selected music and lights create a perfect environment for the deep-seated believer to think they've been touched by God. Mass hypnosis, the power of suggestion, religious indoctrination, lack of critical thinking, faith over facts, and the need to find meaning in an otherwise meaningless universe are all at play here.

Video of people not falling over when they were supposed to: youtube.com/watch?v=92OI5AcKpuM
Let's get high and watch Benny Hinn.
by 7800 September 23, 2011
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Bennett Lax

When you cry and make a team. Normally it includes dads emailing coaches and many threats.
Yo did you hear what Simon did.

Yeah he pulled a major Bennett Lax.
by Fatman joe November 16, 2017
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Dirty benny

The act of inserting a toothbrush up ones anus
Hey man my little bro pulled a dirty Benny on himself last night. That kid is screwed up!
by Maximus paddus April 16, 2020
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Redneck Benny

A Redneck version of Eggs Benedict. Instead of half of an English muffin, topped with Canadian Bacon, a poached egg and Hollandaise sauce there is half a biscuit, topped with a sausage patty, fried egg and gravy. Despite it's Southern Origins and use of pork, it is fast becoming a favorite in North East Jewish Communities.
Once again David sneaked out of Brookline to enjoy some Redneck Benny in Dorchester before his Hebrew lessons.
by quesondriac June 1, 2010
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Bennetted

Getting "Bennetted", is the act of getting ridicuosly drunk.
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I'm going to get Bennetted tonight!
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Wow, she's Bennetted!
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Man i was soo Bennetted last night!
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by robkd14 February 8, 2010
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Benny Rodriguez

Benny Rodriguez is the loml and will always be period. But hes a cute teenage boy and hes hot to.
by BennyLover23 March 10, 2020
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