Beaching One

The act of sitting on the toliet backwards,facing the tank and taking a crap. The fecal material will be deposited in the bowl, above the water line, resulting in a very aromatic deposit. Secondly, when flushed, the water from the bowl will not be in the proper alignment to wash the offending turd into the drain, leaving it to dry and stain the bowl until some poor bastard has to physically remove it.

The boss pissed me off this morning, so I decided that beaching one in the executive washroom just prior to his morning movement was the perfect revenge.

by rockman08 August 29, 2006

Beeching

1. A term used to describe someone of a British nature
2. The well known worship artist from the UK, Vicky Beeching, the one by whom I coin this term.
3. Londonesk style.

"Have you seen that beeching guy that usually hangs 'round here?"
"That concert was beeching, we should go again."
"Wow, that jacket is totally beeching!"

by <~Linz~> May 5, 2006

beaching it

1. Going to the beach.
2. Past tense would be 'beached it'.
3. Future tense would be 'beach it'.

What are you doing right now?
I am Beaching in with the guys down at PB.

What did you do yesterday?
I beached it with the guys down at PB.

What are you doing tomorrow?
I am going to beach it with the guys at PB.

by Border Brother September 8, 2005

Benchin' pukki

Shitting yourself so hard that your eyes pop out of your head

Man we ate well last night, you should have seen Paul's face when the bill came out though, we agreed we would split and boy he was benchin' pukki

by Bazzasdirtyprawn August 22, 2019

beaching

when you lay around and act blatantly, and obnoxiously lazy, in reference to a beached whale, often done on sunday during NFL football, or through a hangover, most serious beachers will fill a cooler with their favorite beverage and snacks and put it next to them so they dont have to get up, while beaching you are "beached", beaching is to beach

"Work sucks, I cant wait to go home and beach."
"I'm beaching."
"I beached for like, 3 hours after thanksgiving dinner."
" I went home, smoked a joint, put in a movie and beached."

by briandisco March 2, 2008

benchongman

a benchongman is someone called benji who is big gay

"yo have you met benchongman yet?"
"nah he seems to wack"

by i reckon u should ask ur crush November 6, 2019

Beaching The Dinghy

When a man's penis comes out accidently during the middle of sex.

He was so small he kept beaching the dinghy.

by Natterbot June 28, 2023