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Big Behemoth

A big behemoth slob is a term for a big boy that lerks in the Delaware county region of Ohio. This big boys hobby’s include mowing down large orders of Taco Bell, hitting his dab pen and chugging sodas. This mammal finds its prey by sneaking up from behind and illegally checking them into the dasher boards causing the glass to vibrate violently and making spectators fear that the boards will be removed from the bolts that they are secured too. This normally happens right before the bitching at the officials occurs for so innocently doing their jobs. The average job this Sasquatch fearing mammal will acquire consists of but not limited to. A fast food manager, comic book reviewer or police officer averaging around (+/- 40K a year) which will go primarily into funding the local Taco Bell and keeping them in business.
Hey look that’s Big Behemoth! He’s going up for thirds!
by Literarydefineranal_v1 June 3, 2020
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Douche-behemoth

a term used to describe someone who is too much of a douchebag to even be called a douchebag; their douche-ness has far surpassed normal douche level.
"dude, that guy is such a douche, he's far beyond the level of douchebag."
"Yeah, he is a douche-behemoth."
by R.M. & D.Y. March 13, 2010
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big headed behemoth

often refered to a large and overgrown large headed sasquatch-like creature
whoa did you just see that Donasaur?
no but i did see the big headed behemoth over there by the golden girls box set
by XxBuckCrazy February 25, 2010
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Senior Behemoth

someone who is the really cool to da maxxx
by SB December 5, 2003
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Blue Behemoth

A kind of person who thinks it's cool to flirt with girls with an opening such as "M'lady" and lie that he's actually not as tall as he is in his real life. Originated in /r/formula1 chats.

Sometimes is referred to as "Blue fuck" or "Blue guy"
- I met Chloe Stroll yesterday. I greeted her m'lady from my Mercedes C63 AMG and she said she's a Lewis Hamilton fan
- Gosh, you're such a fucking Blue Behemoth
by not_so_simple_now_eeh September 5, 2018
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the behemoth

amazing game makers that "make games" they make great games, did i mention that they make games? you should play castle crashers, pit people, battle block theater, and alien hominid
the behemoth- we make games
me- hell yeah ill play those
by sanesssss June 27, 2022
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