Bed & BJ

Bed & Blowjob. A seedy hotel. The kind of place that may even rent rooms by the hour. A place you take a chick to solely for sex.

She's totally hot! I took her to that B & BJ over on 42nd and MAN in about two minutes her nostrils were flaring spasmodically in my pubic hair!

by Mo Dixley September 3, 2005

Stale Bed

When you've spent so much time in bed trying to fall asleep, that you've just lost all ability or interest in sleeping.

examples:

"Man I had wicked stale bed last night and I'm so tired..."
"My dad's all grumpy today cause his bed got stale"
"Dude you look horrible, did you get stale bedded last night?"

by Invasian June 12, 2009

Spaceman bed sheets

Bedsheets, specifically duvets, made of a non-stick, teflon like material that make the removal of spilled fluids (mainly bodily) easier to remove.

"See my spaceman bed sheets? they got nought jizz on them and I'm flying them t't mooon"

by beavis4666 May 22, 2012

Bed to me

When you’re so tired of someone’s drama you sleep great

“Yep she’s bed to me now and I slept great”

by chHAad January 17, 2021

bed-stuy

Bedford Stuyvesant, and area of central Brooklyn.

Where you live at?
Bed-Stuy.

by Art Webb 1986 November 9, 2003

Bed Head

Hair messed up and untidy after sleep

"Bed head was a popular hair style in the late 90's."
"It's not a cowlick, it's the result of bed head."

by Breseis April 25, 2006

bed karate

When you have trouble sleeping and you find your body in several awkward positions and kicking your sheets throughout the night.

I couldn't sleep last night and I found myself in contorted position -I had bed karate!

by radken April 26, 2009