Virginia Beardy-Go-Round

A homosexual act in a which a male participant with a large, bushy beard ties said beard to multiple partners' penises while performing oral sex on another man. This allows for the bearded participant to pleasure multiple male partners at one time. Made famous by Virginia resident Grom Hightower.

Yea Grom was so frisky last night, we all got together and had a Virginia Beardy-Go-Round. Nearly ripped off Mal's dick.

by haxen January 11, 2009

Fatty beardy fat fat

The large smelly obnoxious man with a poorly groomed beard.

The character that Robert de Niro played in Jackie Brown was a real fatty beardy fat fat

by Stuhl Babe March 23, 2004

beardy

When a gay guy goes on and on about the hotness of some rather plain chick in a vain attempt to appear straight, that chick is beardy.

1.) God, why do girls go on about that Debra Messing? Can't they tell she's so fuckin' beardy?

2.) I used to think Katie Holmes looked pretty beardy, and then she hooked up with Tom Cruise. Man, did I call that--she's the über-beard!

by Moe Groe December 7, 2006

Beardless Messi

Goat

Beardless Messi is the best footballer

by Ayushmaan May 11, 2021

Beardy

The act of ones arrogance and/or being a piece of shit.

Man, stop being beardy.

by Denzix January 11, 2022

weirdy beardy

the kind of beard/mustache that Dr. S. wears @ 8am in the Art Building behind Shriver. Commonly includes random outbursts of strange phrases describing prehistoric or middle age artworks.

This guy has a very prominent mustache; a mustachio if you will...he is a weirdy beardy!

by Jeffie Hunurgess March 28, 2009

Beardy Boy

A hirsute male who, dispite mature facial hair, exudes an air of youth or boyishness.

Hey, check out that beardy boy over there.

by WDW August 15, 2006