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bauer

adjective;
when one has partook in a long, strenuous 24 hours, be it partying all night long, generally staying up for extended periods of time being heavily intoxicated. a 24 hour period so hardcore it is in the realms of the sort of of day Jack Bauer would t battling worldwide terrorists and protecting his daughter from kidnappers.
"fuck me jake, that weekend in Amsterdam was fucking BAUER!!!"

"are you up for the pub tonight? It's going to be pretty bauer"
by Jerry. March 9, 2008
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bauer memes

Bauer memes is the best meme page on insta you can never go wrong with all the dark and light humour they post all day!!
Girl: Are you following bauer memes on Instagram @bauer.memes?
The boy who likes her: No im not man I feel like such a queer for not following him...
by MICHELINMAN April 13, 2019
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bauermeister

The best motherfucking last name ever.

They are very hard-working people but they know how to partyyyyy!

Crackhead energy flows on the females while for the males its jsut beer flowing through them.
Wow, those Bauermeister are so cool!

I really wish I could be part of the Bauermeister family.
by add essential November 23, 2020
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Jack Bauer Power Shower

A super quick shower that Jack Bauer is forced to fit into a commercial break along with a Jack Bauer Power Dump during 24, as to not miss out on any of the terrorist ass-kicking.
I had to take a Jack Bauer Power Shower to clean the terrorist blood off me before my date.
by terroristasskicker February 17, 2010
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Jack Bauer

The guy who was man enough to have sex with Terri for the greater good. now we have Kim, the human equivilent of sliced bread
I love jack Bauer so much i bought his daughter over Ebay
by Adam Thomas July 18, 2004
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Bauer Hour

The hour in which Jack Bauer graces the Fox Network in the form of 24.
by Nina's dead May 9, 2006
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Jack Bauer Power Hour

Jack Bauer Power Hour (aka the best damn time of the week) occurs monday nights (or any other time of the week as long as you have an episode of 24, including commercial break (so you get the full 60 minutes)) where a shot of beer is taken for every minute Jack is in the field. If Jack is in the field kicking ass and putting his life on the line to save the US, we can at least show some respect by drinking some beer. God Bless Jack Bauer.
Hot Chick: Hey babe, wanna come out with me and my sorority girlfriends Monday night for some drinks?
Man: Fuck that, 24 is on and I have Jack Bauer Power Hour. Besides, sorority chicks are bitches.
by SneakyFoot March 2, 2010
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