Basilisk

A catch all term, like 'cougar', for a particular kind of person. A 'Basilisk' is a goblinesque, tetchy, uncompromising, spiny rage-ball of either sex with an evil stare, diehard liberal principles and a marked loathing for popular culture and it's adherents - often encountered in indie bars where they are drawn like angry moths to the fairy lights and the sound of Amanda Palmer.

1: Check out that kooky chick in the dark corner, is she giving me the eye?

2: Yeah, the evil eye - it's a Basilisk! Run for your life or she might turn you to stone or give you a pamphlet about fracking, and don't wear that ironic slogan t-shirt out again, okay? It's like a red rag to these people.

by leagueofwaywardgentlemen September 3, 2013

basilis

Boyyyyyy he ugly and stupittt
A guy that talks a lot of shit about his friends.He likes basketball and getting his ass wiped

This guy is hellaaaaa ugly

Yeah he is a basilis

by Finesh Yoass July 13, 2017

Basildon TC

A totally cool and wicked place to hang out with your mates, eat Hotdog and take a Capt Leaky.

Re: Basildon TC
Posted: Apr 5, 2009 9:00 AM
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Oh no!

Basildon are the creme de la creme of Trade Counters!

I mean, just look at what they do that marks them out:

They give out their phone number and answer the phone!

They always have everything in stock!

All their tills are always manned!

The staff are very very knowledgeable!

They help you load your van!

Free donuts and coffee every morning and free tea and biscuits in the afternoons!


so I'm told..

by chippie244 April 8, 2009

Basilin'

to add basil to anything, usually by a cook who knows that basil tastes great on everything.

After buying an extra large tub of basil, my roommate exclaimed "That's a lot of basilin'!

by gollygreen42 December 5, 2009

Bajilio

A black person with a British accent who likes to play the banjo.

That Bajilio is a magnificent musician.

by Ashley Brownie October 18, 2011

basilisk stare

(based on the Basilisk's killing method in Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets ): verb- to kill someone simply by staring at them in the eyes

even with the best of intentions in mind, you can't basilisk stare someone into admitting their guilt, even for a capital crime; you can hope for a confession and wait for a jury to sentence them to death

by Sexydimma April 8, 2015

basilix

A particular species of human that does not engage in masturbation.

Mate, John told me he never fapped.

Really? That's a Basilix

by Snakebone October 27, 2017