Barmaid

Beauty and respectability make any inn decent.

Every barmaid at the Primrose Bar and Restaurant in Ballynahinch, Co. Down
should be awarded first prize in the Irish Bartender of the Year competition

by Stias September 25, 2005

barmaid

A hot female who works at any place where beer is served. Usually has very big and juicy breasts.

The barmaid 's tits were so warm and soft that I busted a huge load on her chest minutes after sticking my dick between them.

by urban pervert September 28, 2003

barmp

hit with an attitude

someone cut me off so I barmped my horn at
him

by Greg December 31, 2004

army-barmy

Army-barmy is when a squaddie is so obsessed and in love with the army and military things in general that his entire life revolves around being cammed up,ops,and generally ready to mangle,strangle,stab,shoot or shag anything or anyone, with, and possibly without, a pulse.Not just being content to keep these awe-inspiring facts to himself he will persist in droning on for hours and hours about his impressive knowledge of the martial art thus boring shitless his family,friends and neighbours.The ROYAL MARINES and the PARA-REG are famous for this affliction.

My brother became army-barmy after joining the guards,his wife once told me (after we'd being shagging one day)that even on their honey-moon he'd insist on inspecting her feet for blisters before bed and in the morning he'd wake her up with bucket of cold water and an enthousiastic "Hands off cocks, on socks!"

by Steve CHUTER November 27, 2006

Barmonies

Harmony vocals performed by two or more people in a bar. Typically but not necessarily slightly out of tune and performed loudly to the accompaniment of the jukebox.

"Sweet barmonies last night dude!"

by Kris P Kreme August 12, 2012

Barmp

Newfoundland-English verb meaning to honk the horn of a vehicle (cars, trucks, boats, ships) It is onomatopoeic in origin as it imitates lower-pitched sound of the horns of American cars and trucks of the ‘50s, ‘60s, and ‘70s as opposed to the higher-pitched ‘beep’ of the European and Japanese imports that began to become more popular following the ‘73 OPEC oil embargo.

Jimmy was drivin’ down Water Street in his restored ‘74 New Yorker when he saw his buddy, Dave. He barmped his horn and Dave looked over and waved at Jimmy.

by Vin Lander July 14, 2022

Barmuda Triangle

A well known 4 sq. block habitat for wildlife in downtown Eugene, Oregon.
Standing in the intersection of Olive and W. Broadway (as is wont to happen
in the wee hours of the raucous night) you are within a 1 sq. block radius of 11 watering holes.
Known for it's ability to "disappear" or "swallow"people whole, this area is also
known for the propensity of Evangelical Christians to misguidedly
try to "Save" the wayward traveling drifters, otherwise known as citizens.
Slurs have been known to fly. . .often.

1: Where's Bob?

2: I dunno, last time I saw him was around Midnight, he was stumbling toward The Barmuda Triangle.

1: Uh-oh.

2: Yeah, he could be anywhere. . .

by Professor Oblivious September 2, 2013