From gears of war, the kick-ass blonde gear from Delta Squad. Though Damon is a protagonist, he has the most abrasive and sarcastic personality of any gear. Despite this, he is a major smartass, and knows more than anyone on everything from mechanics to the locust, the enemy of the humans. Most often known as 'Baird'.
He's just about everyone's favourite character in the game, and he has many hilarious quotes throughout the series.
He's just about everyone's favourite character in the game, and he has many hilarious quotes throughout the series.
1. Marcus: You're Baird.
Damon Baird: Yeah, that's right, asshole. Question is, who are you?
2. Marcus: Baird, can you get a blast charge ready?
Damon: Course. Regular or extra strength?
3. Marcus: What's the status on that APC?
Damon: Status is that it sucks. The clutch plate is
cracked, I'm gonna have to take off the flywheel...
Marcus: Hey Baird...
Damon: ...And replace the drive shaft for sure...
Marcus: Enough! Just fix it!
Damon Baird: Yeah, that's right, asshole. Question is, who are you?
2. Marcus: Baird, can you get a blast charge ready?
Damon: Course. Regular or extra strength?
3. Marcus: What's the status on that APC?
Damon: Status is that it sucks. The clutch plate is
cracked, I'm gonna have to take off the flywheel...
Marcus: Hey Baird...
Damon: ...And replace the drive shaft for sure...
Marcus: Enough! Just fix it!
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In the game, once you get past level 5 you can be killed and looted by anyone, and this was a 'no rules' server. Bards had a skill that made them run faster than everyone else and Fansy used this to his advantage. He attracted Sand Giants, a hugely powerful enemy with equal speed and had them follow him throughout the world purging the crust of sin. You'll get a better description if you just fucking google search it. It's the top page which has actual quotes from the legend.
In the game, once you get past level 5 you can be killed and looted by anyone, and this was a 'no rules' server. Bards had a skill that made them run faster than everyone else and Fansy used this to his advantage. He attracted Sand Giants, a hugely powerful enemy with equal speed and had them follow him throughout the world purging the crust of sin. You'll get a better description if you just fucking google search it. It's the top page which has actual quotes from the legend.
I used to be Fansy the Famous Bard's friend, but I haven't heard from him for over 10 years. He's most likely moved on.. Fansy, if you read this remember me!
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Get the Baird mug.First you must aquire a women that is open to unusual sexual postions (or just good and drunk). After removing articles of clothing, place pillows and even two chairs far enough apart so she can fit between them. Place her on her head, and spread her legs as far as they can go. This is a balancing act for her, but the two chairs should help. Now brace your legs firmly on the ground and make a fist. Raise your arm, while jumping as high as possible and firmly plant it into the womans vagina (punch her in the pussy), making sure your fist meets terminal velocity. If done correctly it must sound like a bowling ball being dropped into mud (and yes there will be blood). Keep in mind this is perfectly illegal in all 50 states, so have some fun, and make her scream!
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People with this name are usually tall and tan with a very memorable personality. They are good kissers and make friends very easily.
People with this name are usually tall and tan with a very memorable personality. They are good kissers and make friends very easily.
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