blivet

Proper noun. A flying bag of shit (see also: Warren Sapp)

The Blivet is going to the Pro Bowl

by Donnie McNabb January 24, 2003

blivet

A ball of dried fecal matter clinging to a hair follicle.

In combat in Viet Nam we often had no access to toilet paper. Blivets could be found in our drawers and even in our socks.

by H R Boyle January 21, 2005

Balien

Not to be confused with alien these are actually real beings that are extremely smarter than humans in the early years baliens gave humans a false sense of aliens to distract them

“Bro did you see those space baliens?!?”

by Ushehdj June 8, 2021

sperm blivet

A term used when you need to tell your women to shut her mouth, sit down, and drink her god damn beer because you don't want to her the dumb shit she has to say.

GOD DAMNIT MARYANN! I'm going paint balling with Justin and Clint so shut your sperm blivet! also see dick handfor discription of Maryann

by Justin M August 25, 2004

Bliver

A Char B way to spill something...!

Kicking over a cup of tea, to bliver your dinner down yourself.

by J.May Ambassador December 9, 2007

Belive

belive - definition: Kavindu is gay pronunciation: ka-vin-du-i-z-g-a-e

I believe belive

by RustyOldVolvo December 8, 2019

Ballvedere

Someone who has one very large testicle. This one testicle knows his role and works twice as hard while his companion is missing.

Mr. Ballvedere would you mind handing me your a dinosaur egg?

by LILLL LLLLOYYYYYDD June 17, 2009