bagpipe

To use the armpit for sexual gratification.

by RaulDuke April 11, 2003

bagpipes

A musical instrument given to the Scottish by the Irish. The Scottish, unaware that the Irish had played a cruel joke on them, have continued to play the bagpipes.

Why do bagpipe players always march? They are trying to get away from the sound.

by Ollie the Dog January 1, 2004

Devils Bagpipes

Verb : To Play The Devil's Bagpipes: the never ending struggle of playing with your balls during the adverts of a soft core porn on telly trying to keep yourself aroused and erect yet without spilling your load over a date-line commercial.

i was playing the devils bagpipes

by GregL May 28, 2006

Bagpipery

Complete and utter nonsense.

What is this bagpipery?

by bumbleduckbunny August 4, 2009

Bagpipe Boner

An event wherein a certain tune, played on bagpipes, is so beautiful that a male who is listening to the tune experiences an erection. Also defined as a Piperection, bagpipe boners are more common in enthusiastic male bagpipers, all sexuality aside.

"Dude, I was listening to Scotland The Brave and got a total Bagpipe Boner."

"Wow, you'll get hard off anything..."

by Miss-terElliot December 28, 2013

Bagpipes united

A made-up band you can blame everything on.

Jake: Man, the US has had some hard times lately.
Jack: Its because of Bagpipes United

by Thundah_Jack April 29, 2015

Bag-piped

When a man or woman picks up another man and holds him like a bagpipe while sucking his dick.

Did you see how Matilda bag-piped Johnny? What strength she had to do that.

by Jr0ckk February 6, 2020