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Panhandle Behavior

Murdering people close to you without any expectation of getting away with it.

This idiotic criminal behavior is perpetrated by those who live in part of a state that juts out from the main portion of the state, like the handle on a frying pan.
For those living in the panhandle of a state, it is advised that they get back to the pan to avoid being needlessly slaughtered by those closest to them.
"Stabbing a family of three while heavily intoxicated and then stealing a farmer's tractor as your getaway vehicle is panhandle behavior."

"A man exhibits panhandle behavior by saying: 'I'll kill her, and then when they ask me if I did it, I'm gonna say NOPE! and maybe that'll work.'"
by Panhandler3 May 17, 2018
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fatherless behavior

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Someone: "thats such fatherless behavior"

You: "im just existing??"
Someone: "exactly"
by bo_lol July 24, 2021
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Boss Behavior

The means by which one person is completely and totally untouchable, he is being a boss at whatever his skill might be and he behaves like it, He disgustingly owns noobs and is never questioned, this is boss behavior
He doesn't count that shit no more he weighs that shit, he is on some boss behavior.
by M-STAK March 13, 2008
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noam behavior

when someone thinks the world revolves around them, gets mad at you over nothing and then blocks you, acting like you’re the bad guy <3
A: “he saw my story and wrote a whole paragraph ranting, when it wasn’t even about him. then he blocked me before i could even respond!”
G: “classic noam behavior
by sweetenergv March 15, 2022
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Standard Lesbian Behavior

Standard Lesbian Behavior is characterized by lesbians who fall into the trap of behaviors that we all know and love/hate.
Generally being a passive aggressive psycho with borderline stalker behavior. We've all been there.
Standard Lesbian Behavior Examples:

-Playing Rugby, Softball, Soccer, Lacrosse, Field Hockey
-Dating a teammate from above teams
-Saying I love you to your girlfriend within 30 business days
-Deleting your ex off facebook / re-adding her / deleting her again
-Owning multiple snapbacks / hats (lesbians love head gear)
-Adding random lesbians on facebook and messaging them without even meeting
-OKCreeping
-Showing up at the bar with the same outfit as multiple men
-Creepily following / crushing on someone on Instagram you.have.never.met
-Not just possesing cats, but being possesive and obsessive of cats

-Multiple uploads per week of said cat to Instagram
-Liking a rando lez's pics on all forms of social media.

-Owning Timberlands - if ur a dykey lez

there are so,many,more but I refuse to give you em all
by Molly F April 26, 2013
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Badhairhat

A hat worn when you are having a bad hair day. This can be any type of hat, as long as it covers up your bad hair. Badhairhats are frequently worn the day after a party, due to the fact that a hangover is the major cause of terrible hair.
"Why is Tom wearing that awful hat?"
"Oh, that's just his badhairhat."

"Are you going to the festival tonight?"
"No I can't. I have a business meeting tomorrow and I don't want to show up with a badhairhat."
by Great Tuttar April 21, 2010
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dicky behavior

Similar to slutty behavior
Term to describe a bully person
Jim needs to stop his dicky behavior and make less dick of himself in front of gurls
by Mellowdic October 6, 2011
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