Bad ass day 

1. When your ass just doesn't look good in anything , skirts , jeans , dresses. ANYTHING. Mainly affects women but gay and metrosexual men also suffer from it time to time.

2. When you don't want to be a nice guy and instead for just a day , turn into a badass. A bad ass day can starts from when you wake up to when you go to sleep , you may also have experience baddass dreams that night.

1. "My ass looked horrible yesterday . not even that weird Persian ghuy checked me out. It was the worst bad ass day"

2.

Oscar - "Was there any reason that you killed Mrs Porter's cat yesterday?"

Pete - "I was having a bad ass day"

Oscar - "Yeah I'm pretty sure the cops aren't going to take that into account".

Bad ass day by EthanStain October 2, 2013

national Bad Breath day 

February 15th, The one day out of the year you can call out someone on their consistent bad breath and or sport some mean breath of your own.

There's a run on tuna and durians, must be National Bad Breath Day.

national Bad Breath day by BPB562 June 4, 2011

bad hair day 

a bad day in general (from the belief that the appearance of one's hair is connected to how well the day goes)

I think you must be having a bad hair day.

bad hair day by The Return of Light Joker July 13, 2010

bad fuel day 

In Britain: the mood or feeling one experiences after having just filled his or her vehicle with £1.00+ per litre petrol (equivalent to $8.50+ per gallon of gasoline). Usually consists of a sense of great economic despair, impending doom, anger, frustration, depression and/or a combination of all the above

"I hate when those Americans complain about having a bad fuel day. I'm having a fucking bad fuel day!"

bad fuel day by Robert Pallas May 16, 2008

Bad sperm day

A day on witch your strong sperm isn't being produced. All of the good stuffs been jerked away and now you're only left with bottom of the barrel seed. Children born on this day are twice as prone to developing mental retardation, lack of athletic ability, and/or ugliness.

"I got her pregnant on a bad sperm day, so he's practically not even my kid."

Bad sperm day by 6J6W6 June 14, 2011

bad china day 

A bad China day or BCD is a widely discussed phenomenon experienced by every non-China born human being living in the glorious motherland be they white, black or yellow as the rays of sunshine that radiated from Mao's asshole.

I don't actually have the time to list every frustrating experience you might encounter if you live in China. The internet doesn't work, the banks don't work, every product or appliance in your apartment will fall apart within a few weeks of purchase.

Sometimes, this all culminates on a single day and, yes, you lose your shit. It happens to the best of us. Telling someone having a BCD "Well, if you don't like it, go home!" is likely to result in having your larynx torn out, so don't do that.

A: Dude, I heard Greg is at the PCB having a tea-session and getting ready to have his ass deported! B: Yeah. He had one two many bad China days and went Falling Down on an illegally parked BMW.

bad china day by China Circle Jerk November 14, 2016

bad hair day 

When despite your'e best efforts you still look like a Cunt
or just a shite hair-do ,see Michael Bolton

Michael Bolton is a Permanent Bad Hair Day

bad hair day by Jar Jar Stinks May 27, 2006