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Barf Dick

A female who has vomited on someone's penis while giving oral sex. Not to be confused with puke dick.
"Should I hook up with Mallory?"
"No way, dude. She's a barf dick."
by lokomo February 22, 2010
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Barf out your Starhole

To take a greasy runny shit with explosive force. This usually occurs after a hard night of drink and consumption of substandard foods such as Taco Bell, or 7-11 Burritos.

Also known as

1) You asshole yelling at the toilet
2) The Technicolour fart
3) Taking a 12
You drank so much last night and went to McDonalds, this morning your probably gonna "Barf out your Starhole" 4 times.
by Slapvanwolla October 7, 2009
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Barf Boogers

When you are puking...Puke comes out your nose...Food Particles get lodged in your nasal cavity. These chunks of food mixed with snot are "Barf Boogers"
Man I got so drunk last night, puked so hard that it was coming out my nose. I was constantly blowing my nose to get out the last of the "barf boogers".
by Lucious Von Danger Satan July 26, 2012
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barf me out

Is “gag me with a spoon” not enough to express contempt? If you really want people to know your level of physical revulsion, you can’t do better than this.
He’s wearing jam shorts to church? Barf me out!
by Rawwmatic May 10, 2019
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barf babe

A babe who's really into barf.
- I fuckin tossed my cheese all over Carol, but she was into it. Total barf babe.
by Chapel Ruin January 7, 2017
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Barf Wars

A post-party activity (usually performed by college students) in which participants attempt to vomit more grotesquely than the other players. The winner is usually characterized by the loudest “gag” reverberation, and/or the player with the most vomit material produced. Frequently takes place over the edge of a balcony; preferably onto your neighbors patio furniture, or a well-groomed garden. Deriving its name from the infamous “Star Wars”, the game has been passed down through oral tradition in specific regions throughout California. Though the creator(s) are unknown, it is widely believed they expired from internal hemorrhage and/or alcoholism.
"Dude, Danny just projectile-vomited past that fern, so he is definitely the winner of Barf Wars."

"Darren almost died the last time we played Barf Wars."

"Steven never wants to play Barf Wars again; last time he shat his pants."
by Daniel Toon Capps May 14, 2008
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Barf Brooks

the man who arrived out of nowhere in the early fucking PC 90s to end the streak of good country music crossover hits (a la the 80s) and made it so moronic, so slick and so yuppified that it is not country, it ain't pop, and it ain't rock'n'roll. It's just plain unpalatable. The Man in Black, Johnny Cash gave his opinion by flipping the bird, because of the crappy trends initiated by this watered down Bob Seger wannabe had led radio programmers to consider Cash's stash of songs to be "old school".
1. I saw Barf - uh, Garth - Brooks play on a TV special. Utter soccer mom crap. He botched up a good Billy Joel song ("Shameless"), his own songs are vapid and generic. He thinks he's Pete Townshend (guitar smasher!). Yuppy pukola.

2. Look at the wave of "country" stars that have sprung up since Garth "the Geek" Barf Brooks hit the big time.

Shania Twain, Martina McBride, LeAnne Rimes, Tim McGraw + Faith Hill (kiss this, kiss this) - garbage for the View on TV, for the Alex Keatings (sp?) of today. It's a joke.
by I Saw U2 Live Twice April 3, 2009
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