This is a scat-related sex fetish act.
It involves freezing a length of feces, and using it as a dildo on a female partner (or male in gay instances)
The act must be completed quickly before the feces defrosts
It involves freezing a length of feces, and using it as a dildo on a female partner (or male in gay instances)
The act must be completed quickly before the feces defrosts
guy: hey baby, wanna get austrian pipelined?
girl: Yeah, but be quick!
Girl: I can't wait to use that Austrian Pipeline we made yesterday!
girl: Yeah, but be quick!
Girl: I can't wait to use that Austrian Pipeline we made yesterday!
by Dr SexEd February 26, 2011
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notes:
ei = a
er = a
sch = shhhhhh...
ä is sometimes pretty similar to ai (like tony blair)
or just like äääääääääääähhhhhhhh at the dentist
z = ts
e is sometimes like e, but not that, which is sounds like iiihhhhh, more like...if you take the word reject, austrian e is called like the second e in reject
and sometimes like ä
zach (z=ts) -
tedious and boring
it says, if you lose the lust on something
leck (e=ä) mi am oasch (sch=sh) -
exactly, it says lick my ass, but it's also like fuck you
batzal -
small wet feces, like pigeon poop
but in general small quantity
wuascht (sch=sh) - can mean salami, but also whatever
notes:
ei = a
er = a
sch = shhhhhh...
ä is sometimes pretty similar to ai (like tony blair)
or just like äääääääääääähhhhhhhh at the dentist
z = ts
e is sometimes like e, but not that, which is sounds like iiihhhhh, more like...if you take the word reject, austrian e is called like the second e in reject
and sometimes like ä
zach (z=ts) -
tedious and boring
it says, if you lose the lust on something
leck (e=ä) mi am oasch (sch=sh) -
exactly, it says lick my ass, but it's also like fuck you
batzal -
small wet feces, like pigeon poop
but in general small quantity
wuascht (sch=sh) - can mean salami, but also whatever
by theycallmeredhead August 19, 2011
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Last night, my wife was screaming too hard, so to make her quiet down I gave her an Austrian Headbutt
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See Arnold Schwarzenegger's dilemma. He had two kids born within days of each other by different mothers...one with his wife and one with his mistress. His kids are "Austrian Twins". (He happens to be Austrian, so he gets the title!)
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