Asskrackistan

Where Osama Bin Laden supposedely is hiding and where our troops are needlessly sent to. George Bush's other failed attempt to rule the world

Man, I just got my orders Im being sent to Asskrackistan?!!?

by 13damian September 23, 2005

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asscracking

An regular asswhomping only supersides

You going to get such an asscracking

by David Jacinto November 17, 2003

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An average North American-designed low quality heavy duty transportation vehicle. A word play crudely satirizing the vehicle model names of GMC and Ford produced trucks.Pretty much any combination of these four words can signify this meaning and be identified as such. Usually exclaimed in frustration. Careful with usage.

Stop drivin around that asstruck and go buy a Nissan.

*car breaks down*

"Goddamn this is the last time I ever buy a North American asstruck shitfuck! I am going to the Honda dealer."

by Veer January 1, 2005

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asscrack of texas

the area of deep south texas sandwiched between the real world and mexico.

If you live in the rio grande valley, you live in the asscrack of Texas.

by -dash- November 14, 2006

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Asscracked

When your walking down the street and a chick with a nice ass walks by you and you turn around so fast you snap your neck getting a good look at her ass

Jimmy "hey did you see that hot lady yesterday"

Fred "yeah I got Asscracked looking at that girl"

by The3RDdimension July 3, 2014

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