Assumptuous

To assume excessively

She thought I was mad, but she was just being assumptuous.

by Skarmy April 12, 2011

assumption

n.
The Brother of all fuck-ups.

Soap: Oh you assume do ya? And what do they say about assumption being the
brother of all fuck-ups?
Tom: It's the mother of all fuck-ups, stupid...

by dip June 28, 2004

Assumption Song

An assumption song is a song with the intention of making you think it is dirty when really it doesn't say anything dirty by changing the rhyme.

"...Refuse and litter from yesterday's hunt, when the girl in the meadow was rubbing her... eyes at the fellow"

Everyone knows it is dirty though. It's no secret.

"Hay, Can I sing the assumption song for you"

"Sure!"

"*sings*"

"Eww gross *Throws pie in face*"

by SeventhSandwich[BL] February 12, 2010

assumptions

assuming two people like each other based on their flirtatious encounters.

omg yeahh! ASSUMPTIONSS!

by lina.twins.eamon.chan.lewis. June 3, 2010

Assume

To make an Ass out of you & me

Don’t assume, it’s embarrassing for the both of us.

by BrwnCowstyn2 March 17, 2020

assume room temperature

Die; cease to inhabit the planet.

On the day that Ted "The Swimmer" Kennedy would assume room temperature, Mary Jo Kopechne could not be reached for comment.

by The Underground Conservative October 17, 2011

did you assume my gender

When some assumes your gender identity as a boy or girl when you're actually a demigender polysexual foxkin agender, so you be like "Did you assume my gender?"

"DID YOU ASSUME MY GENDER? IM NOT A BOY NOR GIRL, IM A DEMIGENDER POLYSEXUAL FOXKIN AGENDER

by Fattyonce November 21, 2016