Asspanzer

1. Noun (olde English infused with Germanic overtones): One who thrusts the virtues of elegance through the figurative sphincter of an uncouth savage.

His tireless efforts to tame the savagery of Britain's underclass, commonly known as 'Chavs', have granted him status as the foremost asspanzer of our age.

by vvvggg August 30, 2005

Douchey Asswad

A asswad of a human being who unexplainably resembles a douche

That asswad over there looks like a complete douche. A douchey asswad...

by bigggslim March 16, 2011

Asswad

An insult used as a last resort

Listen here ya fucking asswad!

by Asswads May 27, 2018

asswaddle

An asswaddle is a penguin with a large juicy cock up its ass.

"Look at that asswaddle over there. It has a dick in it's anus!"

by Xx_bigdaddycock_xX March 1, 2018

AssadFamilyFun

A Family of. 4 people ( 2 Adults, 2 Children) with an Instagram account that are Persian.

AssadFamilyFun is the best family ever!

by coolcats29292929 June 14, 2021

asswad

1. Whatever son of a bitch sets their coffee too close to mine (or yours) on the table, thus confusing me (or you) about which coffee is mine, as I have not had my quota of caffiene for the day yet. Forcing me to go buy another cup of coffee, which at 4 bucks a cup just plain pisses me off.
2. A stupid person beyond all hope of gaining any intellegence what so ever.

Some ASSWAD put thier coffee to close to mine, I'd love to bitch slap them silly.

by S8-10 August 8, 2006

assadocious

Possessing an overly proud ass; bragging about the excess of ass.

All the boys flocked to Liz because she was so Assadocious; her ass was thick and fine.

by emilygoo July 27, 2006