Arsenal

Some shitty football team from London. Got beat by BOLTON and Man United TWICE. Chelsea are better

Arsene Wenger's got a cheeky smile. Everyone knows he's a paedophile

by Biddy March 12, 2005

arsenal

some punchbag squad content just to get a draw against shrewsbury (from nationwide conference)

look arse-nal fans are miserable after their side drew. hasn't it happen 29 times (out of 29) this season?

by people shiver when they hear my name loud and clear: Man United! December 24, 2003

arsenal

A very average football team from Woolwich who are currently squatting in North London. Currently lying 5th in the table behind a real North London team called Tottenham Hotspur. Their star player Thierry Henry will be leaving in the summer, which means that in just over a year they will be heading to their rightful place in The Championship.

Shove it up your Arsenal

by Steve Tottenham April 19, 2006

Arsenal

A london football team with an extreamly high Chav following, don't even have an englishman as captain, now that ain't right!

What! Theiery Honrey scores another goal! making him arsenal's top scorer, ...........and only scorer!

by David Bayliss July 4, 2006

arsenal

An English Football team with only two English players on the entire 28-man first team roster. Theo Walcott, one of England's rising stars, is simply a sub for Wnger's United Nations FC.

Arsenal once agian keep Theo Walcott and Justin Hoyte benched. Hoyte did get to play at Sunderland, where he was loaned, to make Arsenal even richer.

by Dude24545 November 12, 2008

Arsenal

A football team better than Tottenham Hotspur and are 13 time Premier League champions and 14 time FA Cup winners. They were runners-up in the champions league and in the Europa league runners up to Chelsea. They were also invincible when they had players such has Robert Pires, Patrick Viera, Henry and Bergkamp.

Arsenal are battling for top 4 but are 16 points behind Liverpool

Arsenal have won the league

by Illustrious Boys April 11, 2020

Arsenal

To consistently capitulate during the time period of January

A Man Utd fan - "How much do you think you're going to Arsenal this season"
An Arsenal fan (October) - "BLUD THIS SEASON'S GONNA BE OURS WENGER IN"
An Arsenal fan (January) - "ARSENAL ARE SHIT SACK THE BOARD SACK WENGER WENGER OUT I'VE SAID IT FOR YEARS YOU'SE WON'T LISTEN TO ME NASVKADCOPVJFVCLK DLMFLVKLNDS

by Sevilla Depression September 27, 2017