resisting arrest

Police code for African Americans, and sometimes other minorities. Very popular with the LAPD.

I had to bash his head in, Captain. He was resisting arrest.

by Alex Stockwell June 15, 2007

Targeted Individual Arrest

The rule of anything and everything a T.I. says being used against him/her while illegally being under surveillance.

It doesn't matter if he said what he said alone in the privacy of his own home he's under targeted Individual arrest.

by SamKSteele March 25, 2022

arresticide

Arresticide
1) To die from injuries incurred while being arrested

2) Stage name used by spoken word artist Bdawg602

Arresticide is suspected in the death of Bob Carson after an altercation with Seattle Police.

by Bdawg425 June 12, 2018

brodiac arrest

when you're laughing too hard with your bros, you might go into brodiac arrest.

side effects:
-death
-pissing on the homies while piggy back riding
-gay birdwatching when less than 5 feet apart in a hot tub
-sexual encounters with gorillas
-strangely shaped beagle attacks
stay cautious around these places:

-suburban sidewalks

-specifically near fat bunnies that can't fit through fence cracks

-tile kitchen floors
-park benches
-an upstairs plaid couch
-your alcoholic neighbors garage
abilities gained:
-forcing someone to attack you or the homies
-shot gun 27 monsters in 3 minutes without heart complications
-super splits on carpet
-peeing in your alcoholic neighbors garage
-super mario jumps and gta runs
-arm clapping

-camel spitting in your homies food
-burning homies house to the ground (specifically with homies inside)

bro have you heard of kone's brodiac arrest?

yeah bro, nobody's seen him or the homies in 240 hours.

by pissb0ttle July 22, 2021

party-ac arrest

A sweet feeling of contentment, when you have partied sooooooo hard, you almost have a heart attack.

Man, it's 3am and I've downed 20 beers, I think I'm about to go into party-ac arrest.

by Bridget_bones October 23, 2010

One second arrest

That moment when you cover your body with soap, then dive head first naked into a school zone

“This morning at the sandy hook elementary school, a fuckhead named muargo gucci toilet did a One second arrest”

by Armedteachers69 February 26, 2020

Self arrest Warrant

A legal document you may issue for the purpose of placing yourself under arrest and judging yourself not fit for any public duty. This places you in the custody of a private authority not subject to federal oversite. This measure should be taken when a lawless society is created by Democratic Crime Reduction.

The Government offered me a public office position so I could have the same immunities as they do and screw people over without repercussions, but I have been deemed unfit for public duty. I am in the custody of my creator who helped me execute a Self Arrest Warrant.

by Spiritual-Master February 19, 2022