amateur dealer

A drug slinger that is just starting out or temporarily selling some drugs for quick cash.

Duder 1: "So I went to the doctor because of the pain after my car accident and he gave me some vicodin. I'm going to sell them shits for like $50 a pill son! I need that money."

Duder 2: "Yeah dude, go for it. You'll be a broke ass amateur dealer but it's cool. Just make sure you don't get shot."

Duder 1: "Word doggy, word."

by westfalia January 14, 2010

armageddopause

n. — The awkward transition time, after being frenzied about one ridiculous End of the World prediction that doesn’t happen, before trying to build up excitement for the next.

Between the Christian May 21st 2011, and the Mayan December 21st 2012, we're in armageddopause.

False prophet Harold Camping went into armageddopause after his EotW prediction in 1994, but now he's back at it for 2011!

by NotJesus ButHaySoos July 9, 2011

amateurific

Someone that is so unskilled at something that they give a terrific display of just how badly something can be done.

John's attempt at picking up women could best be described as "amateurific".

by Mopar Mike January 13, 2017

aromate

a platonic best friend, who’s your soul mate in a non-romantic way

i love my aromate, you should definitely find one

by anonymous July 11, 2021

anal armageddon

When your stomach is upset, and you have gambled on a fart and lost, but you still have more inside of you, so you sit down to poop and in one second your blow everything out of your butthole making a stew. Afterwards you go to wipe and realize that you have cut your butt on a piece of poopcorn or a hard edge of stool. There is blood and poop on the seat, rim, floor, hand, underwear, pants and the chair you were sitting in prior. That my friend is anal Armageddon.

Never go through life without a poop plan incase Anal Armageddon strikes.

by Zerodawn January 1, 2017

Amateur night

An event at a strip club, often on a Wednesday night, where non-strippers can get naked for cash prizes. Often requires a minimum of three contestants.

She and her friends did amateur night at the Vu last week!

by theRadioStar August 10, 2008

Armageddon Games

The company that created Zelda Classic and Shattered Earth. Also referred to sometimes as AGN.

Armageddon Games also made some other games, but they didn't really make it very far..

by KJAZZ April 28, 2004