The inability to react to persons of authority when directed to action. Often exhibited by teenagers, slackers and those retired-on-the-job workers.
This guy at work got right up in my grill and barked at me to complete my weekly reports. He said he was my boss and threatened to fire me if I didn't get it done. Who does he think he is? Who was that guy? Was that my boss? What's a boss? Crap, I wonder if I might have authority recognition disorder (ARD).
by Malgren von Chesterburg October 23, 2010
Get the Authority Recognition Disorder (ARD)mug. 
Get the Ho-ardmug. Aka... retarded
When a Canadian / Jamaican male acts like he a woman that gets menstrual cramps every 28 days. Eg... when he doesn't agree with something and wants to be heard.. he then starts acting like a cry baby bitch!
When a Canadian / Jamaican male acts like he a woman that gets menstrual cramps every 28 days. Eg... when he doesn't agree with something and wants to be heard.. he then starts acting like a cry baby bitch!
by QweneT to u bitch August 25, 2021
Get the Re-Ardedmug. Ard-on
1. Simultaneously feeling hopeful for humanity and sexually aroused
2. A penile erection caused by seeing a visual image of Jacinda Ardern
1. Simultaneously feeling hopeful for humanity and sexually aroused
2. A penile erection caused by seeing a visual image of Jacinda Ardern
by Michael Aurelius November 12, 2020
Get the Ard-onmug. by ThePopesDong January 23, 2020
Get the ‘Ardmug. Ardelis is big hearted, smart, and a smart ass. Tells it how it is. She may be shy but she really isn’t. You want an Ardelis in your life. She will treat you like royalty wether you’ve been friends for hours or friends for years. She can be chill or the life of the part. Everyone needs one in their life.
by Zeusmann November 23, 2021
Get the Ardelismug. 