The inability to react to persons of authority when directed to action. Often exhibited by teenagers, slackers and those retired-on-the-job workers.
This guy at work got right up in my grill and barked at me to complete my weekly reports. He said he was my boss and threatened to fire me if I didn't get it done. Who does he think he is? Who was that guy? Was that my boss? What's a boss? Crap, I wonder if I might have authority recognition disorder (ARD).
by Malgren von Chesterburg October 23, 2010
Get the Authority Recognition Disorder (ARD)mug. by ThePopesDong January 23, 2020
Get the ‘Ardmug. by jiggamulang August 10, 2021
Get the ardmug. He had an ard in front of her
by Jeremy Clawanks March 19, 2025
Get the Ardmug. someone who is 'ard is even more Solid than someone who is Solid. People who are 'ard might include Kerrdekerr Young Man and Potato.
by KDK <3<3 May 30, 2018
Get the 'ardmug. A right wing extremist, inverse to left wing extreme SJW wokeflakes yet on the same coin in that both are preachy, condescending, often hypocritical or self conflicting, and make up the most extreme ends of their respective political spectrum areas.
Often the most aggressive and obnoxiously vocal of the political right despite being defensive to all criticism and lacking any humility or sense of possible self wrong, again, the inverse of an SJW.
Just like SJW, normally are truthfully in need of therapy and have massive yet fragile egos yet little to no personal achievements while telling others how they should live their lives.
SJW often try to paint all opposition as altards, even when truthfully proven wrong.
Altards may react with violence or intense verbal harassment when called out.
Similarly to SJW, they thrive on attention and are best left ignored and avoided since they normally cannot be reasoned with by anyone unless they possess deep psychological knowledge and have mass amounts of patience.
Often the most aggressive and obnoxiously vocal of the political right despite being defensive to all criticism and lacking any humility or sense of possible self wrong, again, the inverse of an SJW.
Just like SJW, normally are truthfully in need of therapy and have massive yet fragile egos yet little to no personal achievements while telling others how they should live their lives.
SJW often try to paint all opposition as altards, even when truthfully proven wrong.
Altards may react with violence or intense verbal harassment when called out.
Similarly to SJW, they thrive on attention and are best left ignored and avoided since they normally cannot be reasoned with by anyone unless they possess deep psychological knowledge and have mass amounts of patience.
"Careful, I think a group were prowling around that area. I heard them mumble some anti-asian stuff about covid"
"Damn alt-ards. First the capitol storming, now this bullshit?"
"Damn alt-ards. First the capitol storming, now this bullshit?"
by T0tty April 28, 2021
Get the Alt-ardmug. Ard is a adjective that describe things that are similar to a Aardvark. It can be used as a insult, saying someone is as ugly as a Aardvark. It can be used to describe a situation, meaning that's about as interesting as a Aardvark. It can be used to address a minority, as in, about as many people know about Aardvarks as you.
by ard_ard November 24, 2018
Get the Ardmug.