apple

You stupid motherfucker

You should know what a fucking apple is

Person 1: I shoved an apple up my ass yesterday

Person 2: *internally screams and kills themself*

Person 3: What has the world come to *cries like a chicken*

by She shit on my dick April 17, 2017

apple

apple

apple

by apple .com123 January 18, 2023

apple

a yum fruit that is red or green

i love apples

by jimmy stevan October 26, 2016

apple

A word that Urban Dictionary doesn't attack you for searching up, unlike pineapple

seriously, fix that shit! I like pineapples, not just apples!

by Pokecrosser101 August 14, 2017

apple

a real crispy bitch. cleepy even.

that dude is a total apple he gave me irreversible brain damage

by niftypeach September 29, 2020

apple

Buy pc.

Apple is a virus, it will destroy your life

by Obex December 12, 2016

apple

a company that makes very VERY, overpriced products

hey, where did u buy your phone?
"from apple isn't it coo-"
slap

by Someoneontheinternet820 January 14, 2021