Appernated

To have an open ass.

I went on a date last night and he brought me flowers. You already know I was SO appernated.

by jnece October 16, 2021

appernated

()(adj.) to have an open ass

*truck drives by with no windshield* me jokingly: that truck is appernated dude

by jacket of the straight variety October 16, 2021

Appernater

(Noun) The one who makes assholes open.

I dumped him because he’s an appernater and I hate anal.

by jnece October 16, 2021

appernated

(aeh-per-nah-ted) (adj.) to have an open ass

*truck with no back windshield drives by* me: “damn that truck is appernated!”

by jacket of the straight variety October 16, 2021

Appernated

When the radius of ones sphinctle exit has been increased.

Tod is quite appernated and therefore passes stool easily.

by Sapipulani October 16, 2021

Appliance

Organist slang for an electronic church organ. They usually are poorly build representations of traditional pipe organs and use digital/analog technology which render them the laughingstock of the organist community. The sound they produce is usually fake and synthetic sounding, have such stop tabs as "full tremulant" and "reverb".

See "Toaster" or "Washing Machine"

I heard they have installed a God-awful appliance at St. Thomas Church to replace the old pipe organ... The organist hates it and plays the piano instead.

Stupid appliance, it has so many sticking notes, when you try to play it, it sounds like a swarm of angry bees.

by Mrsandr August 3, 2023

Appearancable

Having a lot of appearance, practically formal ware.

"Woah look at him, in his suit and tie. Very Appearancable indeed."

by That_Tilton April 11, 2025