A girl gamer that usually plays Halo 3 or Modern Warfare 2. She has the ability to pwn all the noobs, and cause small children to cry after a short lived game of 1v1. Usually harrased by boys over Xbox LIVE, because of the fact she is a girl, she has the ability to kill them with her ROFLcopter that goes soi soi soi.
Besides all the xbox gaming, she is actually a really nice person.
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Alpacalaca is the destroyer of evil, the pwner of noobs, and the assassin of any other girl on Xbox LIVE. She is a spartan usually clad in an ODST helmet and colors that range from pinks to purples. She is also the leader and founder of the "Hottie" clan.
And also, it is pronounced "AL-PACK-UH-LACK-UH"
You cannot excape Alpacalaca with her Battle Rifle skills and amazing sticky grenade placement skills. You can run, but you can never hide from me, Alpacalaca.
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Besides all the xbox gaming, she is actually a really nice person.
Back to videogames.
Alpacalaca is the destroyer of evil, the pwner of noobs, and the assassin of any other girl on Xbox LIVE. She is a spartan usually clad in an ODST helmet and colors that range from pinks to purples. She is also the leader and founder of the "Hottie" clan.
And also, it is pronounced "AL-PACK-UH-LACK-UH"
You cannot excape Alpacalaca with her Battle Rifle skills and amazing sticky grenade placement skills. You can run, but you can never hide from me, Alpacalaca.
<3
Guy1: "Whoa, who was that person that just pwned our entire team in slaye???"
Guy2: "Dude! That was Alpacalaca! she is only the nastiest girl to ever play Halo 3!"
Guy1: "Wow, i feel honored to have been pwned in her presence!"
Alpacalaca: "Your tears are tasty ;)"
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Guy2: "Dude! That was Alpacalaca! she is only the nastiest girl to ever play Halo 3!"
Guy1: "Wow, i feel honored to have been pwned in her presence!"
Alpacalaca: "Your tears are tasty ;)"
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by Alpacalaca July 13, 2010
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Someone who has sexual relations with an alpaca. Often used as in insult to specify someone so infuriating or annoying that a specific animal needs to be mentioned when insinuating they enjoy bestiality.
"Try that again you dirty Alpaca Fucker" often said when someone attempts a cheap shot.
"Fucking alpaca fucker cut me up the twat"
"Fucking alpaca fucker cut me up the twat"
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A goodnight alpaca is a night ritual between men. It starts with all of the friends ejaculating into one friends mouth (including himself). Then they all sit in a circle as the friend with the sperm solution kisses his friend to the left giving some of the sperm solution to him. Then that friend kisses the next one and so on until everyone has some in their mouth. The final action is everyone performing a spit take on eachother before they go to sleep.
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This is a reference to a scene in the video game YIIK: A Postmodern RPG. When the character Rory is bearing his soul about his deceased sister, and Vella is sympathizing with Rory's grief. The emotional scene is interrupted by a Golden Alpaca who keeps saying Lemonade, with goofy background music playing as you're thrown into combat against them.
This is a reference to a scene in the video game YIIK: A Postmodern RPG. When the character Rory is bearing his soul about his deceased sister, and Vella is sympathizing with Rory's grief. The emotional scene is interrupted by a Golden Alpaca who keeps saying Lemonade, with goofy background music playing as you're thrown into combat against them.
My brother Kevin had a hell of a Golden-Alpaca Moment at the wedding. He shat himself directly into the sky when it was his turn to say "I Do."
I'm still cleaning the feces out of my tuxedo.
I'm still cleaning the feces out of my tuxedo.
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