angst monkey 

1) A person who truly enjoys angst and creating angst. Although they would never admit to actively searching for angst, they always seem to find plenty of it. relates to emo
2) A metaphorical monkey which brings angst to whose ever back it attaches itself to. From the phrase "he's got a monkey on his back." Rest assured that angst monkeys are much worse then normal back monkeys.

1) Ga! What happened to him now? ... What?! He is such an angst monkey!
2) The Angst Monkeys are coming for you!! Quickly throw them at emo kids!

angst monkey by Ami "KittyCat" Mizuno November 17, 2004

Angst Sandwich 

1. A metaphorical food used to describe something that is outrageously angsty, Emo, Gothic, or gloomy in nature.

2: The feeling in your stomach when you feel miserable (i.e. you feel like you've eaten an "Angst Sandwich).

1: Dude, Interview with a Vampire was such an Angst Sandwich!

2: I feel terrible after my girlfriend told me she was dumping me, it's like I've eaten an Angst Sandwich!

Angst Sandwich by TeenAuthor September 24, 2007

Angst Pony 

A pony or other equestrian mammal that one rides when one is in a state of angst, concern, distress or general teenage hormonal difficulty.

When an angst pony is brought out in a discussion or "bitch-fest", it soon becomes an angst rodeo as others bring out their own angst ponies"

Camille: "I need to release my angst pony out into the sunset"

Nora: "Gee, Camille's angst pony is raging tonight!"

Angst Pony by Danielle and Company August 6, 2010

Angst Muffin 

Someone who constantly grumbles about life and/or complains about anything and everything imaginable.

My friend is such an angst muffin; all he ever does is groan about how terrible his home life is.

If you keep being an angst muffin, nobody will want to hang out with you.

Angst Muffin by Zephyranthia November 24, 2010

Angst-erpiece

1. A work of art, poetry, music, or literature which transcends mere whining about trivial problems, but achieves such dark majesty, that all who experience the work are affected by it.

E.g. Catcher In The Rye by J.D Salinger, Interview with a Vampire by Anne Rice, Hawthorne Heights music, etc.

That Emo kid's art project is an Angst-erpiece! It makes me feel all dark inside!

Angst-erpiece by TeenAuthor September 25, 2007

angst-monger 

One who thinks s/he is deep in saying that the world is a sad depressing place. Angst-mongers are those trying to be cool by acting depressed. Often occurs in stupid teens like me.

Teenager-Life sux lotzzzzz
Smartone-GET AWAY FROM ME U STUPID ANGST-MONGER!! DONT SPREAD ANY OF YOUR ANGSTY FAKENESS ON ME!

angst-monger by the unangstly April 8, 2004

Angst Fawg 

A person who is filled with angst and like to let people know it with an overabundance use of periods in their typing.

of one.

hi....yeah....how about...yeah....I'm going to go....out...with my friends...yeah...wait....I dont have any....=/....die...

Angst Fawg by Dan of the River September 1, 2003