A lawyer of an infamous president booked the location for his speech, without thorough research beforehand, between a crematorium and a dildo shop.
To find yourself in an undesirable predicament of your own making after a period of ineptitude, as well as crude and selfish behaviour.
To find yourself in an undesirable predicament of your own making after a period of ineptitude, as well as crude and selfish behaviour.
After obediently attacking the idea of feeding hungry children, Tory MPs were left between a cock and a charred place when Johnson did yet another U-turn.
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A popular game where you randomly make your cock pop out of a box with holes while the other player tries to wack at it with his own cock.
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Fucked three guys last night. I feel acockplished.
I'm proud of you, bout time you got the D. So acockplished.
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I'm proud of you, bout time you got the D. So acockplished.
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Get the acockplished mug.A literal phrase describing a lone rooster with his two eggs. This can be used as a substitute for "lone wolf and cub" for rogues and loners who look after and take care of two vulnerable young children. The phrase can also be reinterpreted and used as a double entendre that alludes to a man's reproductive organs.
The hen croaked her last two eggs and the rooster stood their alone; they're now just two eggs and a cock.
His two children are the only ones he care for in the world, they are his world. The hobo then walked away in search of a new home, pushing a makeshift stroller made from a cardboard box and roller skate wheels, rolling away with his children, rolling into the sunset. They're now just two eggs and a cock, that's all they are and that's all they'll ever be.
Hey honey, do you know what I want for breakfast? Two eggs and a cock!!
His two children are the only ones he care for in the world, they are his world. The hobo then walked away in search of a new home, pushing a makeshift stroller made from a cardboard box and roller skate wheels, rolling away with his children, rolling into the sunset. They're now just two eggs and a cock, that's all they are and that's all they'll ever be.
Hey honey, do you know what I want for breakfast? Two eggs and a cock!!
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