Asleepinate

to fall asleep on a short notice; to sleep quickley

i will Asleepinate in my room tonight

by wordinator3000 September 6, 2023

asleepwake

the word Asleepwake is when youre laying down and awake but you feel like you are/should be asleep but you cant fall asleep

"i just had a very long asleepwake nap"

by graveleater9000 July 10, 2024

Asleep at the Bed

Getting told to do something when you’re already doing it.

“Mom yelled at me to take the trash as I was walking to the alley- the whole time I was asleep at the bed, y’know!”

by Bagelbag Slutdirt May 24, 2025

asleepness

asleepness (noun) /əˈsli pnəs/
1. The state or condition of being asleep; the quality of existing in a sleep state.
2. (Figurative or poetic) A state of mental or emotional detachment, stillness, or unawareness.

1. “Her face had the peaceful stillness of pure asleepness.”
2. “He drifted into a sort of asleepness, untouched by the chaos around him.”

by zenithzero June 7, 2025

fell asleep

1. Sleeping, usually while on a transportation ride.

2. Past tense of fall asleep.

They fell asleep part of the way.

by srisuci.unsur February 15, 2017

you asleep

You just don't know, you have no idea, you're missing out.

"Have you heard that new Kendrick Lamar album?"
"No"
"Man, you asleep!"

by EL_R June 29, 2023

Legally Asleep

When everyone thinks that you’re asleep, but you’re actually in a call with your friends.

“I’ll join once i’m legally asleep”

by M0ther Timeskips January 30, 2026