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ackum

the term used when someone is so desperate for notoriety on Urban Dictionary that they are willing to make up a word and definition for that exact purpose.
"man, that guy was pushed to ackum"
by byebyecatholicschool September 2, 2018
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Akimbo Fisting Helicopter

How to Akimbo Fist Helicopter:

1. Get your significant other naked and place her on the floor.
2. Make sure to lubricate both hands. It's about to get messy. 😈
3. Create 2 fists with both of your hands.
4. Shove both fists up her vagina.
5. Lock her fists inside of her and raise them so they hit the ceiling of the vagina.
6. Lift her up whilst your fists are inside.
7. Hold her at a 45-degree angle and start to spin in circles.

To make the experience more authentic, make sure she makes helicopter noises.

Warning: If she is overweight this can evidently be dangerous as it can break your wrists.
Reggie: Hey sexy, you wanna do some Akimbo Fisting Helicopter tonight?

Fat Bitch: No Reggie, I'm too fat.

Reggie: Don't you worry girl, I've been stretching
by bigkahunaniggerman May 24, 2020
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ackmcbackvalack

absoulte mad man
my guy is an ackmcbackvalack
by mcbackvalavkmister January 9, 2021
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Akima

A princes who will eat her own cake for her birthday
Mom can I akima get my own cake for my birthday
by Keke sheppard May 24, 2021
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akimbo obwebwe

A fucking sexy muscular black African man who raped a 500 pound male gorilla while it was still AWAKE
John: HOLY SHIT ITS AKIMBO OBWEBWE HIDE YO SHIT
by 2bdamned June 4, 2022
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Huge Ackman

A very, VERY large Ackman.
Wow, did you know that Steve had a Huge Ackman? I thought it was just a moderate Ackman at best, but Olivia said it was huge.
by George, Right Lorissa? February 26, 2018
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Akimbo

To dual-wield(gun in each hand) firearms. Most common with handguns and Submachine guns but not limited to.
P.S. Dual-wield is more proper than dual-fist. Dual-fist has its own fucked-up description.
1.In the opening tea-house shootout, Insp. Tequila fires two TT-33 handguns akimbo in Hardboiled
2. Neo fires two MP5Ks akimbo in the bank shoot-out in The Matrix
by Gunmaster45 June 21, 2008
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