Wank Account

The ammount of semen held in reserve in one's testicles at any given point in time.

"I'm sorry sir. You are only allowed to make six withdrawals from your account per day"

by Vince Mincer June 15, 2005

bot account

Usually a social media account that is NOT curated by a person but instead a computer that either scams you or gives your computer/device a virus to steal information.

“I noticed there are a lot of bot accounts on Instagram.”

by BabyFoxi June 21, 2020

Sons of Accountancy

The name of a motorcycle gang consisting entirely of middle aged, mid life crisis-torn, middle management fat men, who spend their working weeks chained to a desk answering purchase ledger queries, but have saved enough to buy a Harley Davidson, on which they ride every weekend, pretending to be an outlaw.

Me: What you up to this weekend Dave?
Dave: I'm going to ride the Harley around Midlands towns with the gang.
Me: You crazy Sons Of Accountancy.

by b434life September 12, 2016

dank account

money allocated specifically for buying marijuana.

yo man I just cashed my check, got another $50 to put in my dank account!

by Bauertastic November 29, 2010

Spam Account

A clique of Instagram users who commonly have over 1k posts, post a lot of unconventional selfies, have vulgar usernames and typically funny. They don't post your typical spam and the name comes from the fact that they show up on your feed more than once in ten minutes. Most spams seem like assholes, but are really nice once you get to know them and most accounts are ran by fifteen year olds. Despite that, they're generally entertaining. See also: Sass account.

Person 1: Last night I uploaded my nudes to my personal and not my spam account.

Person 2: My sister found my spam account last night

by joaquinphoenix.jpg July 2, 2014

accunting

A woman on a rampage to seek and destroy

"Watch out, that corporate manager is accunting today.

by Luddz January 31, 2015

poser account

An account on Facebook, YouTube, or another popular site in which someone impersonates someone else. It may or may not be done for poser reasons, and when the attempt fails, all hell breaks loose.

Obama's secret prostitute on YouTube? No Way! That chick is ugly and the videos suck ass. It's gotta be a poser account.

by AngelBarney58 July 19, 2009