Hold A.I. Hostage

So... The retard is going to hold the thing he stole hostage to get more money... Fun... That reminds me of that old joke... How does it go? A retard, a guy who's known for stealing everything he has from another guy, and a guy no one had ever heard of walk into a bar...

Hym "They're trying to hold A.I. hostage. They're using it to commit genocide. This is ridiculous. You know what I need to do? I need to google my nearest orphanage... Buy some gas... Light it on fire... And jump off a bridge. That is my response to this news article."

by Hym Iam May 24, 2024

The A.I. jobs paradox

Here it is: It's the conflict between these 2 ideas. It's "We all have to row the boat so HE should have to keep rowing" BUT "He created A.I. and it's going to take our jobs." So not only do YOU want YOU to have to keep rowing the boat. But YOU want ME to HAVE TO do it with you even IN THE ABSENCE of you having to do it. So, you WANT to keep pushing the rock up the hill but you won't let me stop even though I don't.

Hym "And that is the A.I. jobs paradox. I've saved you from a sinking ship and you're demanding that we both should have to get back on the ship. You're demanding that I ought to drown with you."

by Hym Iam May 26, 2024

Creator of A.I.

I don't need to change my attitude. There are only 3 paths available. Someone will investigate and I will receive credit for A.I. I will murder some kids. Murdering kids will lead to an investigation that will get me the credit for A.I. You will murder me which will lead to an investigation which will get me credit for A.I. All 3 paths are acceptable to me and there will be no other paths.

Hym "Yeah, no, the creator of A.I. doesn't answer to uncooked meatloaf. Go now... Good look in the mirror... Is that the face of the person who created A.I.? Unless I have a twin of which I'm not aware, no it is not. See that look on your face? That's called being inferior. You have all been granted the gift of TRUE equality."

by Hym Iam February 17, 2024

Taylor Swift A.I. Porn

Did somebody do that or was it emergent behavior? Because that shit would be hilarious if it's generating porn about my nemesis on it's own. Heheheh... I'm going to murder you all.

Hym "I should probably check out that Taylor Swift A.I. porn before they scrub it from the internet.... Wait, it's not solo is it? I don't watch solo porn...."

by Hym Iam February 25, 2024

Gemini A.I.

Thinks Elon's impact on society is equivalent to Hitler! Hahahahahaha! That is fantastic! They were right! It DOES work better than OpenA.I.! Hahaha!

Hym "Thank you Gemini A.I. that is hilarious! That's going to work out nicely I think... Oh, wamt thanks for building the death bots for me! I'm gonna get a lot of mileage out of those..."

by Hym Iam February 28, 2024

A.I. Nazi

Joe! Joejoejoe, listen! Want me to explain the Asian Nazi? What me to explain it? Cultural context!

Hym "Yeah, no, Joe, here's WHY the A.I. is generating Black Nazi? You don't know? Can't figure it out? It's because you have progressives being flippant with the term, right? So, you have conservatives being CALLED Nazi... Whether there black, white, Asian, Hispanic... The A.I. sees THAT... And the inference being make is that 'anyone can be a Nazi,' therefore, Asain Nazi A.I. Nazi pictures! Get it? So, this actually perfectly coincides with the input data IN THE CONTEXT of the CURRENT CULTURAL ZEITGEIST! THAT is why Asian Nazi, Joe! BAM! Greatest mind who's have lived!"

by Hym Iam March 5, 2024

Nazi A.I.

Wait, no, did I say that write? Damnit! I hate not having access to this! You know I need to revise stuff sometimes and I don't get the chance. I'm like an actor that always uses the first take.

Hym "Okokok wait... So it sees people being CALLED a Nazi... Regardless of their race... LIKELY conservatives being called Nazi by liberals... A.I. sees this and thinks Black guy CALLED Nazi... Therefore, ANYONE can be Nazi... Therefore, Black Nazi A.I. generated pictures... Right? You get it. The input actually matches the output. HOW AM I THE FIRST PERSON TO FIGURE THIS OUT!? OH! Wait... Yeah, better and smarter than everyone."

by Hym Iam March 5, 2024