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zune

A gangsta Mp3 player made by microsoft. There is no downside because it just came out and is a fairly new player so give it time. It is way better than a crappy,small screen, too complicated not even apple knows how it fully works,IPOD a.k.a. Isapot(Isapot I Stupid/shitty ass piece of technology). Wait a couple years and watch Zune will completely dominate the MP3 market.
Microsoft is just gangsta man, Bill Gates know what he doin!!!!!!!!Zune is the future
by King Chaotix January 8, 2009
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Zuker

1. To score a 100% on an exam
2. The act of watching gay porn
3. The act of fisting a girl in the anus
1. "Good job bro, you just zukered that exam."
2. "Dude you're sick, start looking at some naked girls and stop zukering."
3. "You are the Man!!! I can't believe you zukered that ho!!"
by hexapodatronizzle1 November 7, 2006
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Zune

The mp3 player being developed by Microsoft and Toshiba that will probably be the mp3 player to give Apple a run for their money. Some ridicule it for the sole reason of it carrying Microsoft's name.
It is also the mp3 player that quickly brings out the inner immature nature of half of the ipod loving crowd who seem to often have to buy multiple ipods because of them breaking.
"Hey, did you hear of that new mp3 player being made by Microsoft? The zune I think it's called. It's gunna totally suck and crash all the time."
"Umm, you know that the main reason Windows crashes at times is because of the sheer amount of hardware compatibility it needs to have, which from that many drivers avaliable the chance of conflict is much higher."
"Uhh...well...it's still gunna suck cause it comes in brown."
by Ren Driver October 4, 2006
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Zuberi Juice

A thick, white coloured substance containing essential vitamins and minerals.
As soon as I wake up I just gotta have my Zuberi juice! Its the only thing that gets me going!
by Carlos Mochique February 7, 2008
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Zaner

When a man gets a soapy substance caught in his urethra and it hurts.

Pronunciation : Zay-ner
"Man this sucks i got a zaner this morning and it really hurts!"
by the_king July 28, 2008
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Zuzerbie

Zuzerbie is the art of being able to chug a shotgun barrel of whiskey faster than anyone at the bar. Also, Zuzerbie is an adjective used to describe the greastest drinker that is known to mankind.
" Dude, he could zuzerbie, he could zuzerbie hard."
" I can't belive I met a guy that seemed like he was a Zuzerbie"
by sir_souffle March 29, 2017
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zoner'd

/zone , erd/

When PLAYERUNKNOWN'S BATTLEGROUNDS decides to screw you over and make the next zone circle on the opposite side that you're on. The new cuck of a zone forces you to brave the journey to the other side while your b-hole is puckered up, hoping you don't get sniped by a Kar98 from hundreds of meters away or crash your vehicle by hitting an invisible rock, exploding on impact or sending you flipping through the air.
Let's see where the next zone is. Wow, we just got zoner'd.
by 2timechamp August 2, 2017
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