zoner'd

/zone , erd/

When PLAYERUNKNOWN'S BATTLEGROUNDS decides to screw you over and make the next zone circle on the opposite side that you're on. The new cuck of a zone forces you to brave the journey to the other side while your b-hole is puckered up, hoping you don't get sniped by a Kar98 from hundreds of meters away or crash your vehicle by hitting an invisible rock, exploding on impact or sending you flipping through the air.

Let's see where the next zone is. Wow, we just got zoner'd.

by 2timechamp August 2, 2017

Time Zone Dyslexia

A condition where the sufferer routinely adds or subtracts wrong when planning things in more than one time zone.

Side effects include missed appointments, multiple calendar resends, manic tap-dancing through that presentation you thought was 2 hours from now. Adrenaline, cringing, lame apologies.

Coping mechanisms: OCD-like checking of the hour; counting out from East to West coast on your fingers. Pinky: Eastern is 1 pm; Ring finger is Central - so, noon; Pacific is the pointer, that'd be 10 a.m. - right? Right?

You told NYC to dial in at 10 but Chicago at 11; so is the call for 10 or 12EST?
D'oh! 10EST. Sorry - Time Zone Dyslexia.

by La Jen June 12, 2011

Friend Zone Dodge

When a female attempts to put you in the dreaded friend zone, but your game is on point and you successfully dodger her zoning attempt and make her your fuckbuddy or your girlfriend.

Jessica tried to friend zone John by calling him bro, but John friend zone dodged her and later that night they fucked in his bedroom.

by Book God April 15, 2015

Zone-deaf

The acute ability to ignore all sound whilst in the creative flow zone.

I was so focused I went completely zone-deaf to the sweet young couple's conversation going on right nxt to me.

by Francois the Unsheathed October 10, 2021

Friend Zone Defense

Making a move on a girl while in the friend zone.

I'm playing friend zone defense right now.

by fuckalolo February 23, 2017

Friend Zone Dodge

When a female attempts to put you in the dreaded friend zone, but your game is on point and you successfully dodger her zoning attempt and make her your fuckbuddy or your girlfriend.

Jessica tried to friend zone John by calling him bro, but John friend zone dodged her and later that night they fucked in his bedroom.

by Book God April 15, 2015

southern no fly zone donkey punch

having sex with a girl doggy style and then you pull out and put it in her butt, when she looks back you punch her in the face and then pull out again and put it in the woo hah again.

Man... I were humpin dis bitch and I bussed out a mad sick southern no fly zone donkey bunch on her ass

by Biggie and Bunnie November 29, 2004