Zoobin

Masturbating on a work Zoom call, à la Jeffrey Toobin

Q: Why did Bob get fired?

A: Got caught Zoobin.

by DuhJerk October 19, 2020

zoomiegender

a subset of catgender for people who are more active at night/have a burst of energy at night, or for people who are catgender and have any connection towards any nighttime gender. It is also a xenogender.

Sally has recently discovered she identifies with zoomiegender, due to the fact she is very active at night.

by ayru686 August 24, 2021

google maps zoom-in

A way to measure how big or important any given town is, by counting the number of times you must zoom in on Google Maps before the town's name becomes visible. Abbreviated as a GMZI.

New York City is 3 "google maps zoom-in"s

by ilovethecoloryellow August 6, 2011

Zooling

Relaxing, chilling, cooling, hanging out, zooling

"Aye bro what are you doin'?"

"Ahh man, I'm just zooling."
"You're what?"
"Oh so you ain't heard?"

by teagor October 1, 2020

multi-zooming

the practice of accomplishing household tasks, working in other tabs, or engaging in unrelated communication during a Zoom meeting

I think I'll do some multi-zooming and get all my laundry folded during my 9:00 meeting.

by Jill Bystrom December 11, 2020

zouming

to reflect apon others,
2: the move fastly

the suns light was zouming on the town.
2: the car was zhouming down the highway

by mr webter October 21, 2008

Zoomicide

When you're just so done so you invite all the homies to a Zoom call and kill yourself. The most honorable way to go out, while respecting the 2020 quarantine. AKA the ZOOMICIDE

Me and the boys kept placing top 5 in warzone, with no dubs. I was so fed up so I pulled a Zoomicide.

by DV420Swagger May 6, 2020