butt yawn

The first fart or “sphincter stretch” of the morning. While you sleep, gas builds up in your lower intestine and must be expelled when you wake. The "butt yawn" usually takes place during the morning urination or when you first roll out of bed. This fart typically does not smell badly, however it can be very boisterous. Caution should be taken if others are sleeping nearby.

My wife was not happy at all when I woke her up with an extremely loud "butt yawn" this morning.

by Nacho Burris November 16, 2016

Elephant Yawn

Elephant Yawn: An extremely well traveled vagina.

Bro, I was slumming last night with this crummy dumpster skank, and I was pounding away at her gaping Elephant Yawn like a champion mma fighter defending his title, but I just couldn't bust!!!

by VinACE85 April 13, 2018

technicolour yawn

the act of vomiting, or vomit

I did a technicolour yawn after that party on Saturday.

by Dunky Oggins October 24, 2003

yawn fest

yawn fest is an abbreviation of yawn festival. it describes something that you find boring and therefore induces yawning.

"this film is such a yawn fest".

by eddie. b September 1, 2006

yawn inspiring

Something so boring it is the opposite of awe inspiring.

Everyone in the slam dunk contest showed us things we've seen before, it was yawn inspiring.

by playoffbeard February 13, 2010

The Yawn Effect

Effect after one person yawns, similar to the Butterfly Effect.

After I yawned, it seemed as if the entire room was yawning. I had just accidentally started The Yawn Effect.

by Yawnnnnnn June 24, 2010

cry yawning

When you have been partying for days and you finally decided to lay your head on the pillow . You yawn more than once and tears puddle out your eyes or maybe just the one.

I went on a 48hr bender winded up on my friend's sofa had about 5 minutes of cry yawning before I crashed

by Vincent Garvey January 8, 2018