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Posttraumatic yapping disorder

A special type of disorder which happens when every single thing the person says is yapping. It usually happens when the said person has consumed too much yapping from other people.
Doctor: I am afraid to say that you have Posttraumatic yapping disorder.
Patient: Oh my god, never have I expected to get such a disorder. You know that all of my friends have the same thing? I think it is pretty funny that we will all have it. Especially my great great friend that is really close which is really funny and interesting because i acctually studied this type of relationship. I think I had this since the day my father left. Sad story, really. One day he got out to get milk and never came back. Anyways, what was I talking about?
Doctor: Please get the hell out of my office.
by AYappingHater April 2, 2024
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anxious yapping

okay, having said all that, do you still wanna be with me? cause, like, i wanna be with you, like, like, maybe even forever. holy shit, okay, maybe not forever. i mean, like, i'm, i'm not saying not forever. i, I actually have no idea what I'm saying. are you mad at me? cause, 'cause it's cool if you are right? like, i don't care, but like, if, if you are then i'm gonna resent you okay? I'll forgive you but- i, i just wanna be honest, right? like, do you still love me?
i love reneé rapp and her anxious yapping
by emmadl May 28, 2024
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stop yapping

a term used when someone talks way too much
"so like i went to the store and like a drove a car to Milwaukee and like omg i saw a penguin-"
"bro stop yapping"
by im gonna blow October 18, 2024
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Reel-yapping

When you overencumber a friend or relative with Instagram Reels.
i.e 'Stop reel-yapping young blud'.
by BrizzlyGrizzly January 19, 2025
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what are you yapping about

Used by mostly middle schoolers, primarily ones who have fallen victim to the "sigma" male, Andrew Tate, and Ohio trends as a counter-argument for someone promoting an opposing topic. (i.e. LGBT rights, Atheism etc.)

It is commonly used as a last resort whenever these people run out of valid arguments.
WE ATE YOU UP PERIOD
what are you yapping about
by solletorenico November 15, 2023
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major league yapping

competitive non-stop useless and meaningless talking
person a: bro quit yapping bruh, are you a of major league yapping?
person b: shit bro MLY is what i'll all about
by iDunnoDiction April 14, 2024
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Ill Lesbians Yapping

Also written as “Ill lesbians yapping,” it’s used as a less serious version of ily (I love you).
Marly: Hey, I just wanted to let you know value our friendship and you’ve changed my life for the better.

Sofi: Ill lesbians yapping 😭💗
by ieatsalmonraw December 22, 2025
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